Derby · Season 12 · Round 40
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:29.792 | — | 14 | +13 | 41 | 12.0 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:37.850 | +8.06 | 11 | +9 | 25 | 12.3 |
| 3 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:44.758 | +14.97 | 9 | +6 | 39 | 12.5 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.008 | +15.22 | 4 | 0 | 19 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.475 | +17.68 | 3 | -2 | 16 | 10.5 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:48.525 | +18.73 | 1 | -5 | 20 | 11.0 |
| 7 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:55.208 | +25.42 | 10 | +3 | 48 | 11.7 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:56.942 | +27.15 | 6 | -2 | 29 | 10.7 |
| 9 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 4:00.533 | +30.74 | 5 | -4 | 25 | 10.7 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -2 | 29 | 10.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 15 | 10.6 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 32 | 12.6 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 18 | 11.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 12 | 11.5 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -3 | 12 | 12.0 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 12 | 10.7 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
10.050
Look at Yolk go. Recent finishes: 6-4-6-4-12.
14.342
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 8-3-5-3-16.
18.967
Oh, that is a big one.
24.283
The Coaster is airborne!
30.050
The Coaster is on the move. Recent finishes: 2-1-5-1-1.
34.250
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 5-3-8-10-2.
38.967
The Coaster is losing bits.
43.025
Sweaty Gerald has put Pilot Light out. Recent finishes: 5-16-7-5-3.
48.008
That is a long way off the ground.
52.550
That is a long way off the ground.
56.750
Up it goes.
1:01.142
Extraordinary scenes.
1:03.992
That is Crooked Pete taking Chunk with them.
1:09.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:14.208
Slapper leaves something behind.
1:18.417
Extraordinary scenes.
1:23.525
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:27.983
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:33.408
Big Randy leaves something behind.
1:36.092
Yolk is out.
1:41.700
And it all goes wrong.
1:46.700
That is a long way off the ground.
1:52.633
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:59.575
And it all goes wrong.
2:06.850
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:11.425
Slapper is airborne!
2:17.192
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
2:18.808
Squish is out, and Second Sock did it.
2:24.267
There is nothing left of it.
2:29.542
That has come off.
2:34.267
That has come off.
2:40.050
Slapper is losing places.
2:46.650
Honey Mustard goes to the front.
2:51.700
Stripped to the shell.
2:56.075
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
3:03.192
That was always going to happen.
3:08.600
This is the last of it.
3:14.092
That is Old Gristle taking Slapper with them.
3:19.250
Crooked Pete is in trouble.
3:26.792
Here comes The Coaster.
3:29.792
The Coaster wins the derby.
3:31.292
Crooked Pete will not be back.
3:46.150
Stripped to the shell.
3:54.017
Crawlspace will not be back.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 21.875 | Slapper 21.875 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 44.858 | Honey Mustard 21.541 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:07.817 | Slapper 20.359 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:32.558 | Old Gristle 20.641 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 1:57.067 | Old Gristle 22.425 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 2:24.533 | Honey Mustard 19.058 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:48.067 | Honey Mustard 22.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 3:08.600 | The Coaster 19.392 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 17 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles
277 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-11-11-13-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
264 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 16-13-16-14-10.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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