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Derby · Season 12 · Round 6

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Crooked Pete finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:17.675 — 11 +10 32 12.3
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:20.092 +2.42 1 -1 13 10.5
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:22.758 +5.08 3 0 12 11.0
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:23.017 +5.34 4 0 12 10.9
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:25.742 +8.07 15 +10 25 11.7
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:26.225 +8.55 14 +8 26 12.8
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:28.383 +10.71 13 +6 27 12.0
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:30.133 +12.46 10 +2 37 11.5
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.308 +14.63 12 +3 36 11.3
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:34.492 +16.82 7 -3 26 11.2
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:34.550 +16.88 5 -6 21 10.8
12 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:38.242 +20.57 9 -3 46 11.7
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -11 13 10.4
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 12 11.4
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -9 14 10.2
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -8 11 10.6
3.092
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-3.
10.050
Look at Yolk go.
19.150
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 5-4-6-3-7.
23.617
That has come off.
28.933
That has come off.
34.017
Floppy Joe leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 10-6-10-5-10.
40.050
You do not see that every day.
45.217
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 7-6-5-11-6.
49.508
Thick Rick is airborne!
54.925
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 14-7-8-7-7.
56.792
Custard has put Pilot Light out.
1:02.608
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:07.183
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:12.375
That is a long way off the ground.
1:16.783
They will not want to see that again.
1:24.550
Extraordinary scenes.
1:26.050
Yolk is out.
1:27.550
And that is Refried Ron finished.
1:32.617
Custard leaves something behind.
1:37.233
Up it goes.
1:46.025
Oh, that is a big one.
1:50.933
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:58.925
Up it goes.
2:05.508
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
2:13.567
That was always going to happen.
2:19.492
That was always going to happen.
2:24.242
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:30.833
Custard leaves something behind.
2:37.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:44.817
That is a long way off the ground.
2:48.717
That is Gravy taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:56.775
This is the last of it.
3:03.033
Custard leaves something behind.
3:11.558
Look at the state of it.
3:14.675
Here comes Gravy.
3:16.333
That is a long way off the ground.
3:17.833
It is Gravy!
3:22.108
Up it goes.
3:27.775
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 19.383 Yolk 19.383
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 39.633 Gravy 19.834
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 1:02.458 Wide Load 19.142
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:28.133 Honey Mustard 20.041
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:48.892 Gravy 20.759
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:12.358 Thick Rick 21.267
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:34.442 Custard 21.667
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:56.775 Damp Kevin 21.175
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:17.675 The Coaster 20.842
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 15 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 1/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
263 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-2-15-1-10.
117.68
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
267 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 13-6-12-9-9.
204.24
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
285 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-4-2-2-4.
2.60
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
282 starts, 51 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-3-2-3-3.
2.17
22
Butter Bean The Beans
284 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-8-13-10-4.
66.80
5
Refried Ron The Beans
260 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 15-8-14-7-12.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
271 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-7-8-13-11.
106.27
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-15-11-14-10.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
263 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 9-15-15-2-3.
60.43
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
275 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-14-7-12-13.
132.16
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
284 starts, 38 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-7-1-6-12.
43.95
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
275 starts, 61 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-8-1-5-11.
9.10
4
Wide Load The Pucks
290 starts, 58 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-11-2-6-4.
11.51
3
The Coaster The Pucks
266 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-15-11-10-8.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
273 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-12-5-8-11.
96.52
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
264 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.4. Last five: 11-16-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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