· Season 14 · Round 2
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 8:14.710 | — | 3 | +2 | 35 | 13.9 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:33.728 | +19.02 | 14 | +12 | 46 | 13.6 |
| 3 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 8:46.322 | +31.61 | 11 | +8 | 36 | 13.9 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:47.661 | +32.95 | 15 | +11 | 34 | 13.2 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 9:05.322 | +50.61 | 4 | -1 | 43 | 13.3 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:17.389 | +62.68 | 16 | +10 | 15 | 16.7 |
| 7 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 9:30.955 | +76.25 | 8 | +1 | 37 | 13.7 |
| 8 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 9:36.867 | +82.16 | 2 | -6 | 37 | 13.5 |
| 9 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 9:37.821 | +83.11 | 10 | +1 | 38 | 14.0 |
| 10 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:44.311 | +89.60 | 13 | +3 | 42 | 14.2 |
| 11 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 9:51.845 | +97.14 | 7 | -4 | 41 | 12.9 |
| 12 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:56.106 | +101.40 | 5 | -7 | 45 | 11.1 |
| 13 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:56.905 | +102.20 | 6 | -7 | 39 | 13.6 |
| 14 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:57.201 | +102.49 | 9 | -5 | 46 | 15.5 |
| — | Long John INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 10:05.227 | +110.52 | 12 | -3 | 36 | 13.6 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:17.016 | +122.31 | 1 | -15 | 34 | 12.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 24.7 contacts an event coming in.
5.967
And it's Old Gristle in front now. Career record: 77 wins from 374, average finish 3.7.
10.389
Yolk gets air. Recent finishes: 3-3-8-4-8.
14.239
Damp Kevin is airborne. Recent finishes: 8-6-6-12-4.
17.911
Floppy Joe is airborne. Recent finishes: 8-3-7-13-8.
21.783
Oh dear.
28.083
Up goes Radiator.
31.672
Up goes The Lieutenant.
35.083
And Honey Mustard takes flight.
38.528
And Damp Kevin takes flight.
42.356
Big air for Puck Yeah.
46.039
Up goes Wide Load.
49.650
Big air for Honey Mustard.
53.189
Honey Mustard gets air.
56.611
Floppy Joe is completely off the deck.
1:00.022
And it all goes wrong.
1:04.033
Big move from Puck Yeah.
1:09.522
Extraordinary scenes.
1:15.678
Old Gristle gets hit hard.
1:19.767
Big air for The Lieutenant.
1:23.667
Old Gristle gets air.
1:28.033
Damp Kevin is picking them off.
1:31.717
And Yolk takes flight.
1:35.233
That is the sport, right there.
1:39.133
Up goes Butter Bean.
1:46.350
Heavy contact for Yolk.
1:49.856
That is a big one for Wide Load.
1:57.594
Old Gristle finds trouble.
2:01.817
Right into it goes Damp Kevin.
2:03.767
The Lieutenant is going to win this.
2:06.161
Long John takes a knock.
2:09.561
Wide Load wins it.
2:13.833
Yolk gets hit hard.
2:18.367
Right into it goes Butter Bean.
2:24.033
You do not see that every day.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Stubbs | 1.578 | Stubbs 1.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 4.933 | Wide Load 2.917 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 7.300 | Yolk 2.316 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Yolk | 9.989 | Yolk 2.417 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Yolk | 11.550 | Yolk 1.561 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Old Gristle | 19.483 | Old Gristle 7.105 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 22.389 | The Lieutenant 2.806 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Old Gristle | 24.478 | Custard 1.433 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 28.950 | Floppy Joe 2.156 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 30.694 | Stubbs 1.628 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 32.306 | Puck Yeah 1.512 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 33.828 | Wide Load 1.361 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 36.056 | Wide Load 1.889 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 41.794 | Custard 5.295 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Old Gristle | 45.089 | Honey Mustard 3.177 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 47.039 | Wide Load 1.833 |
| The Drops | Hard | Old Gristle | 48.772 | Wide Load 1.595 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Old Gristle | 50.939 | Wide Load 1.972 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 52.789 | Wide Load 1.311 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Wide Load | 55.606 | Wide Load 2.017 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Wide Load | 57.083 | The Lieutenant 1.462 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Wide Load | 59.372 | Old Gristle 1.944 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:00.811 | Puck Yeah 0.472 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | The Lieutenant | 1:10.750 | Wide Load 2.739 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:13.533 | Damp Kevin 1.394 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:17.339 | Damp Kevin 2.006 |
| The Drops | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:19.033 | Damp Kevin 1.606 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:20.706 | Puck Yeah 1.228 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | The Lieutenant | 1:23.344 | Puck Yeah 2.011 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:24.639 | Puck Yeah 1.055 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:26.806 | Puck Yeah 1.595 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:28.494 | Puck Yeah 1.222 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:30.594 | Second Sock 1.888 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:32.606 | Puck Yeah 1.589 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:36.656 | Puck Yeah 3.266 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:40.128 | The Lieutenant 3.472 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:42.350 | Wide Load 2.167 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Lieutenant | 1:44.989 | Wide Load 2.394 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:47.072 | Wide Load 1.984 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:50.817 | Wide Load 3.616 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:53.617 | Wide Load 2.511 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 1:57.583 | The Lieutenant 3.966 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 2:00.411 | Puck Yeah 2.755 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 2:04.422 | Honey Mustard 1.484 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 2:06.767 | Radiator 1.628 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 6 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 21 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 22 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 23 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 26 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · HOME
375 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 16-5-8-3-7.
147.02
12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
339 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-3-7-13-8.
116.59
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
374 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-7-2-5-2.
5.97
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
370 starts, 84 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 12-2-2-2-1.
7.38
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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