· Season 14 · Round 20
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 8:05.633 | — | 7 | +6 | 35 | 14.3 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:24.767 | +19.13 | 14 | +12 | 26 | 20.8 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 8:47.378 | +41.75 | 3 | 0 | 33 | 13.6 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:00.673 | +55.04 | 8 | +4 | 29 | 13.6 |
| 5 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 9:03.506 | +57.87 | 11 | +6 | 38 | 12.7 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 9:14.534 | +68.90 | 4 | -2 | 44 | 13.6 |
| 7 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 9:25.023 | +79.39 | 16 | +9 | 34 | 13.7 |
| 8 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 9:26.550 | +80.92 | 9 | +1 | 36 | 14.0 |
| 9 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 9:33.377 | +87.74 | 1 | -8 | 45 | 12.3 |
| 10 | Long John | The Noodles | 9:49.005 | +103.37 | 13 | +3 | 42 | 14.4 |
| 11 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:49.967 | +104.33 | 12 | +1 | 36 | 16.1 |
| 12 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:51.190 | +105.56 | 2 | -10 | 46 | 12.2 |
| 13 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:51.682 | +106.05 | 15 | +2 | 42 | 14.0 |
| 14 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 9:54.573 | +108.94 | 5 | -9 | 41 | 13.6 |
| 15 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:57.128 | +111.50 | 6 | -9 | 37 | 12.2 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:07.856 | +122.22 | 10 | -6 | 41 | 15.7 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.594
It is chaos out there.
8.033
Old Gristle is coming through.
11.689
Old Gristle gets air. Recent finishes: 1-2-4-2-2.
15.117
Up goes Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-1-1.
18.639
No idea what happened there.
24.033
Chunk is coming through.
29.250
Chunk takes a knock.
32.889
Chunk is airborne.
36.378
Second Sock is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-8-6-12-8.
39.783
Right into it goes Big Randy. Averaging 22.0 contacts an event coming in.
43.722
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-3-6-8-3.
47.350
You do not see that every day.
50.772
That is the sport, right there.
54.233
Up goes The Coaster.
58.156
Up goes Second Sock.
1:01.644
That is the sport, right there.
1:05.383
And Butter Bean takes flight.
1:09.639
Right into it goes Yolk.
1:13.100
The lead changes hands. Old Gristle.
1:16.911
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:20.556
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:24.100
No idea what happened there.
1:28.033
Second Sock is coming through.
1:31.589
Chunk gets air.
1:35.217
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:38.722
Big air for Butter Bean.
1:42.406
And Tender Greg takes flight.
1:49.811
Right into it goes Thick Rick.
1:55.394
The Unit takes a knock.
1:59.633
The Coaster finds trouble.
2:07.256
Old Gristle is going to win this.
2:08.894
Tube Sock gets hit hard.
2:12.294
The Coaster takes it.
2:18.394
That is a big one for The Unit.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Second Sock | 1.594 | Yolk 1.589 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Yolk | 5.194 | Thick Rick 2.966 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 7.550 | The Coaster 2.145 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Old Gristle | 10.206 | The Coaster 2.577 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Old Gristle | 11.778 | The Coaster 1.539 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Yolk | 23.250 | Yolk 9.206 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Yolk | 26.061 | Yolk 2.811 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Yolk | 29.333 | Chunk 1.478 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 32.150 | Refried Ron 1.717 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 33.811 | Refried Ron 1.522 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 35.456 | The Coaster 1.461 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 36.911 | Old Gristle 1.350 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 38.889 | Old Gristle 1.939 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Chunk | 44.872 | Old Gristle 5.605 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 47.944 | Chunk 3.072 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Chunk | 49.789 | The Coaster 1.828 |
| The Drops | Hard | Chunk | 51.478 | Chunk 1.689 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 53.594 | Slapper 1.978 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Chunk | 54.950 | Slapper 1.300 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 57.311 | Chunk 2.361 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Chunk | 58.683 | Slapper 1.283 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Chunk | 1:00.250 | Chunk 1.567 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Chunk | 1:01.594 | Yolk 0.511 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Old Gristle | 1:14.039 | The Coaster 2.727 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 1:16.239 | Slapper 1.222 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:17.578 | Slapper 1.339 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:18.833 | Slapper 1.255 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 1:19.994 | Slapper 1.161 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Old Gristle | 1:26.439 | Old Gristle 1.895 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 1:23.506 | Chunk 0.922 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 1:29.528 | Chunk 1.411 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:31.106 | The Coaster 1.317 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:33.056 | The Coaster 1.844 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:35.094 | The Coaster 1.767 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:39.106 | The Coaster 3.494 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:42.650 | Old Gristle 3.544 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:44.944 | The Coaster 2.227 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Old Gristle | 1:47.594 | Tender Greg 2.377 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:49.689 | Thick Rick 2.089 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:53.539 | The Coaster 3.844 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Old Gristle | 1:56.533 | Yolk 2.517 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Old Gristle | 2:00.717 | The Coaster 4.139 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Old Gristle | 2:03.894 | The Coaster 2.700 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Old Gristle | 2:07.811 | Tender Greg 1.300 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Old Gristle | 2:10.256 | Tender Greg 1.222 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 24 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 24 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 28 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared7
Long John
The Noodles · HOME
383 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-7-6-7-4.
146.56
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
382 starts, 78 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-3-2-5.
5.26
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
354 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-7-4-7-4.
28.63
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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