Floor · Season 1 · Round 1
The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race
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Pilot Light wins at The Mezzanine
Pilot Light took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Wide Load finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 1:00.633 | — | 8 | +7 | 3 | 12.9 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 58.858 | — | 13 | +11 | 3 | 13.7 |
| 3 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 54.758 | — | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13.3 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 37.375 | — | 2 | -2 | 1 | 19.0 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 33.458 | — | 9 | +4 | 5 | 18.2 |
| 6 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 32.258 | — | 11 | +5 | 4 | 17.8 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 32.125 | — | 5 | -2 | 2 | 18.1 |
| 8 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 27.450 | — | 16 | +8 | 2 | 19.1 |
| 9 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 26.733 | — | 6 | -3 | 1 | 19.4 |
| 10 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 25.933 | — | 12 | +2 | 4 | 18.5 |
| 11 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 24.325 | — | 7 | -4 | 4 | 18.7 |
| 12 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 21.625 | — | 14 | +2 | 4 | 18.9 |
| 13 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 20.667 | — | 15 | +2 | 1 | 18.9 |
| 14 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 20.308 | — | 4 | -10 | 6 | 18.5 |
| 15 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 20.142 | — | 10 | -5 | 1 | 18.3 |
| 16 | Long John | The Noodles | 11.358 | — | 1 | -15 | 3 | 19.1 |
0.000
Here we go.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.617
And it all goes wrong.
7.983
That is as close as it gets.
9.200
They will not want to see that again.
10.758
And it all goes wrong.
11.358
Long John goes in.
12.292
The floor is getting smaller.
13.800
Less of it every time you look.
15.292
Another panel gone.
16.750
That is the sport, right there.
17.042
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 2-7-4-2-2.
18.192
It is chaos out there.
19.617
Another panel gone.
20.142
In goes Honey Mustard.
21.017
Less of it every time you look.
21.542
That is Second Sock finished.
22.392
The floor is getting smaller.
22.942
Tender Greg goes in. Recent finishes: 10-5-3-3-6.
23.750
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
24.342
In goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-3-1.
25.092
The floor is getting smaller.
25.742
Crawlspace goes in. Recent finishes: 7-4-5-3-4.
26.408
The floor is getting smaller.
27.142
The Lieutenant is gone.
27.708
Oh dear.
28.542
In goes Refried Ron.
29.000
Another panel gone.
29.942
Squish goes in.
30.267
There goes another one.
31.517
Extraordinary scenes.
32.125
The Kidney goes in.
32.750
There goes another one.
33.525
Gravy is gone. Recent finishes: 8-4-7-8-2.
33.967
Absolute carnage.
34.925
Thick Rick is gone.
35.175
There goes another one.
36.358
Less of it every time you look.
37.375
That is Floppy Joe finished.
37.533
The floor is getting smaller.
38.692
Less of it every time you look.
39.842
Less of it every time you look.
40.967
Less of it every time you look.
42.083
The floor is getting smaller.
43.192
Well, that was always going to happen.
44.283
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
45.367
Less of it every time you look.
46.433
The floor is getting smaller.
47.492
Another panel gone.
48.533
The floor is getting smaller.
49.567
Look at the state of it.
50.583
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
51.600
Another panel gone.
52.600
Well, that was always going to happen.
53.583
It is chaos out there.
54.567
They will not want to see that again.
54.758
That is The Heel finished.
55.533
The floor is getting smaller.
56.158
One panel each.
56.500
Less of it every time you look.
57.450
Absolute carnage.
58.383
The floor is getting smaller.
58.858
In goes Wide Load.
59.317
Less of it every time you look.
1:00.242
They will not want to see that again.
1:00.633
That is Pilot Light finished.
1:01.150
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:02.058
Extraordinary scenes.
1:02.642
Pilot Light is the last one up.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Plate | The Heel | 37.533 | The Heel 37.533 |
| Smooth Descent | Plate | The Heel | 54.567 | The Heel 17.034 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Basement Heat | 12 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 14 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 16 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 20 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 20 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent
Plate
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.
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