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Floor · Season 1 · Round 16

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Refried Ron wins at The Patio

Refried Ron took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Butter Bean finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1:08.208 — 5 +4 2 2.9
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1:08.208 — 6 +4 0 2.9
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 55.200 — 11 +8 14 9.7
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 53.308 — 2 -2 14 10.0
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 49.292 — 12 +7 12 12.0
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 46.625 — 3 -3 4 13.2
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 44.883 — 4 -3 0 14.4
8 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 41.308 — 15 +7 5 14.9
9 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 32.833 — 16 +7 6 19.2
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 31.883 — 10 0 4 19.2
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 30.933 — 9 -2 5 18.7
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 30.508 — 13 +1 3 18.8
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 29.400 — 8 -5 9 18.2
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 28.475 — 7 -7 12 21.4
15 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 24.550 — 1 -14 10 19.3
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 14.833 — 14 -2 6 17.7
0.000
Here we go.
5.583
Look at the state of it.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
Another panel gone.
10.867
They will not want to see that again.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
14.833
Slapper goes in.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.617
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-5-6-6-6.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
25.008
There goes another one.
25.017
That is Floppy Joe finished.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.475
The Unit goes in. Recent finishes: 8-4-4-6-3.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
29.875
Radiator goes in.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.275
That is Wide Load finished. Recent finishes: 2-2-4-1-3.
31.967
You do not see that every day.
32.675
Stubbs is gone. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-7-1.
33.075
Another panel gone.
34.075
In goes Honey Mustard.
34.167
Another panel gone.
35.242
You do not see that every day.
35.475
Squish is gone. Recent finishes: 4-9-8-5-10.
36.300
Another panel gone.
37.350
That is the sport, right there.
38.383
Another panel gone.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
The floor is getting smaller.
41.308
Yolk goes in.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
There goes another one.
44.883
Damp Kevin goes in.
45.275
Another panel gone.
46.208
Extraordinary scenes.
46.625
Second Sock goes in.
47.142
There goes another one.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.967
There goes another one.
49.292
That is Old Gristle finished.
49.867
Another panel gone.
50.750
Another panel gone.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
52.500
Another panel gone.
53.308
Crooked Pete is gone.
53.358
Less of it every time you look.
54.208
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
55.200
In goes The Lieutenant.
56.600
Two left.
1:08.208
Refried Ron takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 21 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.1. Last five: 11-1-10-13-8.
21.02
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
Debut appearance.
13.08
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 10-15-13-2-14.
70.12
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 5-15-15-6-10.
47.97
5
Refried Ron The Beans
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-9-3-9-9.
17.39
22
Butter Bean The Beans
Debut appearance.
13.08
1
The Unit Basement Heat
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 12-8-14-12-2.
67.71
4
Radiator Basement Heat
Debut appearance.
13.08
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-2-7-10.
9.63
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-13-6-5-11.
39.38
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 15-16-12-7-10.
152.59
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
Debut appearance.
13.08
4
Wide Load The Pucks
6 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 4-1-11-1-6.
2.43
8
Slapper The Pucks
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-4-15-8.
15.76
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.5. Last five: 6-9-16-15.
32.60
2
Squish The Soft Boys
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 2-12-8-16-5.
26.30

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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