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Floor · Season 1 · Round 17

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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The Coaster wins at The Mezzanine

The Coaster took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Floppy Joe finished second. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 58.075 — 14 +13 4 4.1
2 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 56.067 — 2 0 4 9.7
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 55.925 — 4 +1 0 10.4
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 42.983 — 12 +8 2 15.8
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 40.375 — 8 +3 1 17.0
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 37.558 — 6 0 2 16.9
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 33.192 — 7 0 4 18.4
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 32.058 — 9 +1 3 18.0
9 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 28.567 — 15 +6 2 18.2
10 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 27.892 — 13 +3 1 18.7
11 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 24.425 — 10 -1 4 18.7
12 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 24.208 — 3 -9 4 18.7
13 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 21.558 — 11 -2 2 18.8
14 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 20.525 — 16 +2 1 18.8
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 18.508 — 5 -10 5 17.7
16 Long John NOO The Noodles 15.625 — 1 -15 5 17.9
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.617
And it all goes wrong.
8.117
Long John is in trouble here.
9.200
They will not want to see that again.
10.750
Another panel gone.
12.275
Less of it every time you look.
13.492
Nowhere left for Butter Bean to go.
13.783
And it all goes wrong.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
15.625
Long John goes in. Recent finishes: 8-5-6-6-8.
16.708
There goes another one.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
18.508
Butter Bean is gone.
19.542
They will not want to see that again.
20.525
In goes Tender Greg.
20.917
Another panel gone.
21.925
Gravy goes in. Recent finishes: 4-1-15-1-2.
22.275
Another panel gone.
23.617
There goes another one.
24.208
In goes The Heel. Recent finishes: 3-6-7-8-5.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
25.608
Lil Nugget is gone.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
27.892
Puck Yeah is gone.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
29.292
Squish goes in. Recent finishes: 4-9-8-5-10.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
32.058
In goes Stubbs. Recent finishes: 5-3-3-3-7.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
33.458
That is Crawlspace finished.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
34.817
There goes another one.
35.983
There goes another one.
37.125
Absolute carnage.
37.558
That is Sweaty Gerald finished.
38.250
The floor is getting smaller.
39.367
Less of it every time you look.
40.375
That is The Unit finished.
40.467
There goes another one.
41.558
Look at the state of it.
42.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
42.983
That is The Lieutenant finished.
43.692
There goes another one.
44.742
Extraordinary scenes.
45.775
There goes another one.
46.800
Less of it every time you look.
47.808
The floor is getting smaller.
48.808
Less of it every time you look.
49.792
And it all goes wrong.
50.775
There goes another one.
51.733
Another panel gone.
52.692
Another panel gone.
53.642
Less of it every time you look.
54.575
Less of it every time you look.
55.500
Another panel gone.
55.925
Second Sock goes in.
56.408
Look at the state of it.
57.317
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
57.325
Two left.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 37.125 Floppy Joe 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 53.642 Floppy Joe 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 11 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 12 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 5-6-10-4-16.
26.66
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-11-1-10-13.
43.93
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.3. Last five: 1-8-4-3-9.
6.12
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 10-15-13-2-14.
73.74
22
Butter Bean The Beans
Debut appearance.
13.76
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
5 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 3-11-14-14-9.
43.45
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
6 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 14-5-1-8-11.
16.47
1
The Unit Basement Heat
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 14-12-8-14-12.
110.61
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 11-5-6-2-7.
16.35
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
Debut appearance.
13.76
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-2-3-7-14.
4.57
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 3-15-16-12-7.
61.02
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
Debut appearance.
13.76
3
The Coaster The Pucks
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 1-13-11-11-4.
29.04
2
Squish The Soft Boys
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 2-12-8-16-5.
27.66
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
7 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.1. Last five: 10-3-4-3-2.
4.45

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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