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Floor · Season 1 · Round 23

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Big Randy wins at The Balcony

Big Randy took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Tube Sock finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 58.958 — 1 0 0 8.4
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 57.133 — 3 +1 1 9.5
3 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 49.108 — 15 +12 0 13.9
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 26.608 — 16 +12 0 18.8
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 15.858 — 12 +7 0 19.4
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 14.308 — 7 +1 1 19.5
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 14.275 — 13 +6 0 19.5
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 12.400 — 4 -4 1 18.5
9 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 10.583 — 11 +2 0 19.2
10 Long John NOO The Noodles 10.583 — 2 -8 0 19.3
11 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 10.433 — 14 +3 0 19.3
12 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 10.150 — 10 -2 0 19.1
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9.917 — 9 -4 0 19.0
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 9.750 — 5 -9 1 19.6
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 8.958 — 6 -9 1 18.1
16 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 8.208 — 8 -8 2 19.6
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 1-4-8-5-6.
5.025
Radiator is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 3-8-16-7-7.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.208
That is Radiator finished. Recent finishes: 3-8-16-7-7.
9.608
Sweaty Gerald is gone. Recent finishes: 8-7-5-12-7.
9.700
Less of it every time you look.
11.008
Refried Ron is gone.
11.250
Another panel gone.
12.408
Lil Nugget is gone.
12.775
Less of it every time you look.
13.808
That is Thick Rick finished. Recent finishes: 7-5-6-3-3.
14.283
Another panel gone.
15.208
That is Puck Yeah finished.
15.758
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
16.608
In goes Long John.
17.208
That is the sport, right there.
18.008
In goes Chunk.
18.633
Less of it every time you look.
19.408
Second Sock goes in.
20.042
There goes another one.
20.808
Wide Load goes in.
21.417
Another panel gone.
22.208
In goes The Unit.
22.775
The floor is getting smaller.
23.608
In goes Gravy.
24.117
The floor is getting smaller.
25.433
Less of it every time you look.
26.608
That is Tender Greg finished.
26.733
The floor is getting smaller.
28.017
There goes another one.
29.275
There goes another one.
30.517
Well, that was always going to happen.
31.742
Another panel gone.
32.950
Less of it every time you look.
34.142
Another panel gone.
35.108
Absolute carnage.
35.317
Oh dear.
36.483
The floor is getting smaller.
37.625
Less of it every time you look.
38.750
It is chaos out there.
39.867
The floor is getting smaller.
40.967
There goes another one.
42.058
Another panel gone.
43.133
You do not see that every day.
44.192
The floor is getting smaller.
45.242
Less of it every time you look.
46.275
Another panel gone.
47.300
The floor is getting smaller.
48.308
The floor is getting smaller.
49.108
Custard is gone.
49.308
The floor is getting smaller.
50.292
Another panel gone.
50.508
Down to the last two.
51.275
Less of it every time you look.
52.233
There goes another one.
53.192
There goes another one.
54.142
Another panel gone.
55.075
There goes another one.
56.000
There goes another one.
56.908
Less of it every time you look.
57.133
In goes Tube Sock.
57.817
Well, that was always going to happen.
58.958
In goes Big Randy.
1:00.967
It is Big Randy!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Big Randy 37.625 Big Randy 37.625
Smooth Descent Glass Big Randy 54.142 Big Randy 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 7 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 25 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 10-16-15-9-2.
58.73
7
Long John The Noodles
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-3-4-12-5.
19.20
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 11-8-12.
35.18
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 11-12-5-4-10.
57.86
5
Refried Ron The Beans
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 13-1-11-2-10.
19.21
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-7-11-3-11.
27.98
1
The Unit Basement Heat
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 5-12-10-14-14.
108.16
4
Radiator Basement Heat
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-2-11.
10.82
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
3 starts, 0 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-8-2.
4.81
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-14-3-7-9.
17.08
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.2. Last five: 4-13-13-13-9.
35.64
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 3-4-2-3-7.
4.70
4
Wide Load The Pucks
8 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 16-8-4-1-11.
11.44
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 15-5-13-15.
58.63
21
Custard The Soft Boys
4 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 2-11-9-7.
12.33
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
8 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.5. Last five: 8-10-3-4-3.
7.00

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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