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Floor · Season 1 · Round 31

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Big Randy wins at The Balcony

Big Randy took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. The Kidney finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 45.367 — 2 +1 0 2.0
2 The Kidney BEA The Beans 43.358 — 6 +4 0 15.0
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 14.250 — 5 +2 1 19.2
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 13.717 — 4 0 0 19.4
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 12.992 — 3 -2 1 18.3
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 12.317 — 9 +3 1 18.7
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 12.283 — 11 +4 1 18.6
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 11.400 — 14 +6 0 19.3
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 10.567 — 7 -2 0 19.3
10 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 10.550 — 15 +5 0 19.3
11 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 10.308 — 12 +1 0 19.1
12 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 10.217 — 16 +4 0 19.6
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 10.125 — 8 -5 0 19.3
14 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 9.508 — 13 -1 0 18.7
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 8.892 — 10 -5 1 18.5
16 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8.808 — 1 -15 1 20.7
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 6-5-8-8-5.
5.317
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 6-8-6-4-6.
6.500
They will not want to see that again.
8.117
Look at the state of it.
8.667
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
9.700
Less of it every time you look.
10.067
Crooked Pete goes in.
11.250
Another panel gone.
11.467
Thick Rick goes in. Recent finishes: 2-4-5-8-3.
12.775
Less of it every time you look.
12.867
The Coaster is gone.
14.267
Radiator is gone.
14.283
Another panel gone.
15.667
Squish is gone. Recent finishes: 4-3-4-6-4.
15.758
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.067
Chunk goes in.
17.208
That is the sport, right there.
18.467
That is Custard finished.
18.633
Less of it every time you look.
19.867
Crawlspace is gone. Recent finishes: 7-6-4-5-8.
20.042
There goes another one.
21.267
That is Wide Load finished.
21.417
Another panel gone.
22.667
Gravy is gone.
22.775
The floor is getting smaller.
24.067
Lil Nugget is gone.
24.117
The floor is getting smaller.
25.433
Less of it every time you look.
25.467
That is The Heel finished.
26.733
The floor is getting smaller.
26.867
Second Sock is gone.
28.017
There goes another one.
28.267
In goes Butter Bean.
29.275
There goes another one.
29.667
Two left.
30.517
Well, that was always going to happen.
31.742
Another panel gone.
32.950
Less of it every time you look.
34.142
Another panel gone.
35.108
Absolute carnage.
35.317
Oh dear.
36.483
The floor is getting smaller.
37.625
Less of it every time you look.
38.750
It is chaos out there.
39.867
The floor is getting smaller.
40.967
There goes another one.
42.058
Another panel gone.
43.133
You do not see that every day.
43.358
The Kidney goes in.
44.192
The floor is getting smaller.
45.242
Less of it every time you look.
45.367
It is Big Randy!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Big Randy 37.625 Big Randy 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 18 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 21 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 22 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 22 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-9-15-4-1.
41.34
1
Big Randy The Noodles
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 1-6-10-16-15.
12.90
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-9-10-10-5.
15.88
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-3-5-15-12.
19.45
22
Butter Bean The Beans
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-12-4-4-15.
15.57
6
The Kidney The Beans
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 14-6-16-7-15.
178.86
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
15 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 11-8-3-3-2.
12.04
4
Radiator Basement Heat
6 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 16-6-13-7-2.
36.62
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-2-11-13-11.
17.10
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-4-9-4-16.
17.64
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
11 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 5-3-13-3-4.
4.23
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-7-10-11-4.
28.89
3
The Coaster The Pucks
16 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 1-15-7-16-11.
18.38
4
Wide Load The Pucks
12 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-11-1-12-16.
9.51
21
Custard The Soft Boys
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 3-13-6-9-2.
12.19
2
Squish The Soft Boys
14 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 1-9-9-12-2.
8.65

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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