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Floor · Season 1 · Round 32

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Thick Rick wins at The Patio

Thick Rick took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Radiator finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1:08.208 — 9 +8 1 2.8
2 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 8 +6 0 2.9
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 1:08.208 — 2 -1 1 3.2
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 54.492 — 11 +7 12 9.7
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 53.292 — 1 -4 11 10.4
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 50.183 — 12 +6 0 11.9
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 46.592 — 5 -2 8 12.8
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 45.042 — 4 -4 1 15.0
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 43.908 — 7 -2 3 14.7
10 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 43.808 — 13 +3 12 15.1
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 37.242 — 14 +3 7 17.5
12 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 32.833 — 15 +3 6 19.2
13 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 31.875 — 3 -10 4 19.2
14 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 28.142 — 10 -4 12 18.7
15 The Kidney BEA The Beans 15.042 — 6 -9 6 18.1
16 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 13.033 — 16 0 4 19.3
0.000
Here we go.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
9.967
Custard is right on the edge.
10.467
There goes another one.
11.900
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
13.033
In goes Custard. Recent finishes: 10-4-4-13-3.
13.308
Less of it every time you look.
14.692
Less of it every time you look.
15.042
That is The Kidney finished. Recent finishes: 9-5-7-4-7.
16.058
Another panel gone.
17.400
Less of it every time you look.
18.717
Another panel gone.
20.017
That is the sport, right there.
21.292
Well, that was always going to happen.
22.550
You do not see that every day.
23.792
There goes another one.
25.008
The floor is getting smaller.
26.208
It is chaos out there.
27.400
The floor is getting smaller.
28.142
That is Stubbs finished. Recent finishes: 2-5-6-3-14.
28.567
The floor is getting smaller.
29.717
There goes another one.
30.850
There goes another one.
31.875
Second Sock goes in. Recent finishes: 3-3-7-8-8.
31.967
Another panel gone.
33.075
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
33.275
Squish is gone.
34.167
Less of it every time you look.
35.242
The floor is getting smaller.
36.300
Less of it every time you look.
37.242
That is Wide Load finished. Recent finishes: 16-8-1-3-1.
37.350
Less of it every time you look.
38.383
You do not see that every day.
39.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.408
Well, that was always going to happen.
41.408
They will not want to see that again.
42.392
No idea what happened there.
43.367
Less of it every time you look.
43.808
That is The Coaster finished.
44.325
The floor is getting smaller.
45.208
In goes Pilot Light.
45.275
And it all goes wrong.
46.208
The floor is getting smaller.
46.608
That is Tube Sock finished.
47.142
The floor is getting smaller.
48.008
That is Sweaty Gerald finished.
48.058
Another panel gone.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.867
Less of it every time you look.
50.183
That is The Lieutenant finished.
50.750
Less of it every time you look.
51.625
And it all goes wrong.
52.500
Less of it every time you look.
53.292
Big Randy goes in.
53.358
Another panel gone.
54.208
That is the sport, right there.
54.692
Chunk goes in.
1:08.208
It is Thick Rick!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 11 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 21 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 21 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 22 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
11 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-1-6-10-16.
11.70
7
Long John The Noodles
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-16-7-16-1.
35.98
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-8-3-5-15.
17.68
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 2-2-5-9-11.
5.67
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-15-10-6-6.
29.12
6
The Kidney The Beans
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 14-6-16-7-15.
143.86
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-2-12-16-10.
21.53
4
Radiator Basement Heat
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 16-16-6-13-7.
58.02
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
15 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-12-4-9-4.
13.18
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 12-14-2-8-11.
45.57
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-7-10-11-4.
22.91
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-3-4-3-4.
4.65
3
The Coaster The Pucks
17 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-1-15-7-16.
25.17
4
Wide Load The Pucks
12 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-11-1-12-16.
8.44
2
Squish The Soft Boys
15 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 15-1-9-9-12.
14.09
21
Custard The Soft Boys
8 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 3-13-6-9-2.
9.71

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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