Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 1 · Round 33

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Mezzanine

Sweaty Gerald took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Chunk finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 46.108 6 +5 3 4.1
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 44.100 11 +9 3 15.6
3 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 38.000 8 +5 0 18.3
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 37.308 2 -2 0 17.6
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 36.850 3 -2 1 19.2
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 32.008 5 -1 1 18.8
7 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 27.533 4 -3 2 18.8
8 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 27.283 15 +7 1 18.8
9 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 24.250 13 +4 4 18.7
10 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 24.083 7 -3 4 18.2
11 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 20.617 16 +5 1 19.4
12 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 20.500 12 0 1 18.9
13 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 20.492 1 -12 7 16.4
14 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 20.150 10 -4 1 18.3
15 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 11.433 14 -1 2 19.1
16 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 10.658 9 -7 2 18.8
0.000
And we are away.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.617
Extraordinary scenes.
7.908
Look at the state of it.
9.200
Less of it every time you look.
10.658
Honey Mustard is gone. Recent finishes: 3-6-2-2-3.
10.750
Another panel gone.
12.058
In goes Wide Load.
12.275
Less of it every time you look.
13.783
The floor is getting smaller.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
16.708
Less of it every time you look.
17.042
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 3-2-5-6-3.
18.133
Another panel gone.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.150
That is Stubbs finished.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.550
In goes Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 7-5-6-8-6.
22.275
There goes another one.
22.950
In goes The Lieutenant.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.350
Tender Greg goes in. Recent finishes: 8-4-14-3-8.
24.933
That is the sport, right there.
25.750
Pilot Light goes in.
26.233
Look at the state of it.
27.150
In goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 2-8-11-1-1.
27.517
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
28.550
Squish goes in.
28.775
That is the sport, right there.
29.950
In goes The Heel.
30.017
Less of it every time you look.
31.242
Less of it every time you look.
32.008
In goes Butter Bean.
32.450
The floor is getting smaller.
33.642
You do not see that every day.
34.817
Look at the state of it.
35.600
Second Sock is in trouble here.
35.983
Another panel gone.
37.000
In goes Second Sock.
37.125
No idea what happened there.
38.250
There goes another one.
38.400
In goes Big Randy.
39.367
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
39.800
That is Radiator finished.
40.467
The floor is getting smaller.
41.200
One panel each.
41.558
The floor is getting smaller.
42.633
Another panel gone.
43.692
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
44.100
Chunk is gone.
44.742
The floor is getting smaller.
45.775
Oh dear.
46.108
Sweaty Gerald is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Big Randy 37.125 Big Randy 37.125
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 7 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 12 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 24 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 30 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
9 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-9-15-4-1.
29.07
1
Big Randy The Noodles
12 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-7-1-6-10.
11.00
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-8-3-5-15.
14.36
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
13 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-9-10-10-5.
10.52
22
Butter Bean The Beans
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-12-4-4-15.
11.16
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-12-15-10-6.
23.65
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
10 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 8-6-2-12-16.
21.31
4
Radiator Basement Heat
7 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 16-16-6-13-7.
51.69
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 10-6-9-16-14.
29.54
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 2-12-14-2-8.
21.43
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-7-10-11-4.
20.41
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-3-4-3-4.
3.97
3
The Coaster The Pucks
18 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-13-1-15-7.
17.45
4
Wide Load The Pucks
12 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-11-1-12-16.
7.52
2
Squish The Soft Boys
16 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-15-1-9-9.
19.04
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
15 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-14-4-15-1.
36.17

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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