Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 1 · Round 42

The Gantry — Team Pack Race

The Gantry · The Gantry · 29 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Yolk wins at The Gantry

Yolk took The Gantry — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Floppy Joe finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 1:26.342 15 +14 2 3.1
2 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1:24.333 1 -1 0 7.7
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1:23.458 9 +6 0 8.9
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1:22.442 13 +9 0 9.2
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1:15.775 8 +3 21 12.7
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 1:13.200 3 -3 8 13.0
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1:08.158 6 -1 1 14.2
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 48.833 5 -3 5 19.7
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 45.217 12 +3 13 19.9
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 37.092 11 +1 13 19.5
11 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 35.492 14 +3 8 20.1
12 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 32.425 16 +4 8 19.6
13 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 30.058 7 -6 8 19.0
14 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 18.092 2 -12 1 16.6
15 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 7.575 10 -5 1 20.1
16 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 6.075 4 -12 1 18.7
0.000
And we are away. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-8-2.
6.075
In goes Second Sock.
7.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.575
That is Stubbs finished.
8.817
There goes another one.
10.608
The floor is getting smaller.
12.383
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
14.125
There goes another one.
15.850
You do not see that every day.
17.542
Another panel gone.
18.092
In goes Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 9-7-10-6-5.
19.225
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
20.875
You do not see that every day.
22.508
Well, that was always going to happen.
24.125
Another panel gone.
25.725
Well, that was always going to happen.
27.300
Less of it every time you look.
28.850
The floor is getting smaller.
28.875
Nowhere left for Pilot Light to go.
30.275
Pilot Light goes in. Recent finishes: 3-5-15-5-6.
30.392
Another panel gone.
31.908
That is the sport, right there.
32.425
Tender Greg is gone. Recent finishes: 11-2-13-8-8.
33.408
The floor is getting smaller.
34.900
Another panel gone.
35.492
Puck Yeah goes in.
36.367
The floor is getting smaller.
37.092
Old Gristle goes in. Recent finishes: 15-5-3-1-7.
37.817
Extraordinary scenes.
39.250
The floor is getting smaller.
40.667
The floor is getting smaller.
42.075
Absolute carnage.
43.467
No idea what happened there.
44.767
That is as close as it gets.
44.842
Less of it every time you look.
46.167
The Lieutenant goes in.
46.200
And it all goes wrong.
47.542
There goes another one.
48.833
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
48.875
Extraordinary scenes.
50.192
Less of it every time you look.
51.500
That is the sport, right there.
52.792
There goes another one.
54.075
They will not want to see that again.
55.342
Oh dear.
56.592
Less of it every time you look.
57.833
Another panel gone.
59.067
That is the sport, right there.
1:00.283
There goes another one.
1:01.492
There goes another one.
1:02.692
There goes another one.
1:03.875
There goes another one.
1:05.050
The floor is getting smaller.
1:06.217
The floor is getting smaller.
1:07.367
Less of it every time you look.
1:08.158
That is The Kidney finished.
1:08.517
Less of it every time you look.
1:09.650
There goes another one.
1:10.775
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:11.883
There goes another one.
1:12.992
No idea what happened there.
1:13.200
That is The Heel finished.
1:14.083
The floor is getting smaller.
1:15.175
There goes another one.
1:15.775
In goes The Unit.
1:16.250
Less of it every time you look.
1:17.317
The floor is getting smaller.
1:18.375
Another panel gone.
1:19.433
There goes another one.
1:20.475
Oh dear.
1:21.508
There goes another one.
1:22.442
Wide Load is gone.
1:22.533
There goes another one.
1:23.550
Less of it every time you look.
1:23.842
That is Thick Rick finished.
1:25.242
Two left.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Grating Floppy Joe 28.850 Floppy Joe 28.850
Smooth Descent Grating Floppy Joe 1:01.492 Floppy Joe 32.642
Smooth Descent Grating Floppy Joe 1:19.433 Floppy Joe 17.941
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 13 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 15 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 16 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 19 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 22 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
17 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 6-4-5-9-3.
4.99
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
12 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.6. Last five: 16-13-16-14-9.
96.61
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
20 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-7-5-7-2.
6.93
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
22 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-5-13-4-9.
12.51
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
17 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-7-8-9-12.
10.73
6
The Kidney The Beans
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 12-15-2-11-6.
34.99
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
15 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-9-10-13-4.
17.55
1
The Unit Basement Heat
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.9. Last five: 11-11-15-1-6.
35.78
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
19 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 15-1-15-11-6.
23.03
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 14-14-14-13-2.
72.35
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-11-5-4-9.
11.71
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
19 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-12-6-5-13.
6.74
4
Wide Load The Pucks
20 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-15-11-8-16.
10.47
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 10-11-5-10-13.
40.50
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 13-13-8-8-4.
31.27
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
21 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 11-9-14-3-15.
18.10

Course preview

3 sections · 29 m
Smooth Descent Grating
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Open grating, nine by seven, and the slowest collapse anywhere. You can see exactly what is coming for a very long time.

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