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Floor · Season 1 · Round 44

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Squish wins at The Decking

Squish took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Damp Kevin finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1:15.858 — 15 +14 0 0.8
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 1:15.858 — 4 +2 0 2.9
3 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1:02.825 — 7 +4 1 8.2
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 1:00.142 — 1 -3 4 8.4
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 59.317 — 9 +4 2 10.4
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 59.158 — 10 +4 0 10.2
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 54.092 — 13 +6 9 13.0
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 51.783 — 6 -2 9 12.7
9 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 44.325 — 16 +7 2 16.1
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 43.200 — 12 +2 4 16.7
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 38.658 — 11 0 7 18.1
12 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 35.867 — 3 -9 11 18.2
13 Slapper PCK The Pucks 35.425 — 14 +1 2 19.3
14 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 25.275 — 8 -6 4 17.8
15 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 23.692 — 2 -13 4 21.2
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 20.358 — 5 -11 8 18.5
0.000
Here we go.
7.000
Less of it every time you look.
8.725
Oh dear.
10.417
The floor is getting smaller.
12.075
Well, that was always going to happen.
13.708
The floor is getting smaller.
15.317
Less of it every time you look.
16.892
Well, that was always going to happen.
18.442
The floor is getting smaller.
19.975
Less of it every time you look.
20.358
Refried Ron is gone. Recent finishes: 8-6-8-6-7.
21.475
Absolute carnage.
22.950
There goes another one.
23.692
In goes Crooked Pete.
24.400
Absolute carnage.
25.275
In goes Crawlspace.
25.833
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
27.242
Oh dear.
28.633
There goes another one.
29.933
The Heel is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 7-4-3-8-6.
30.000
Another panel gone.
31.350
The floor is getting smaller.
32.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
33.983
There goes another one.
35.275
There goes another one.
35.425
In goes Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-2-6-1-2.
36.550
There goes another one.
36.825
The Heel goes in. Recent finishes: 7-4-3-8-6.
37.808
There goes another one.
38.658
In goes Old Gristle.
39.050
Less of it every time you look.
40.275
There goes another one.
41.475
And it all goes wrong.
42.667
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.200
Gravy is gone. Recent finishes: 1-5-1-16-1.
43.850
Another panel gone.
44.600
That is Yolk finished.
45.008
There goes another one.
46.158
Well, that was always going to happen.
47.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
48.408
There goes another one.
49.517
Extraordinary scenes.
50.608
Oh dear.
51.392
The Kidney is in trouble here.
51.692
That is the sport, right there.
52.758
The floor is getting smaller.
52.792
The Kidney goes in.
53.817
There goes another one.
54.192
Puck Yeah is gone.
54.858
No idea what happened there.
55.892
They will not want to see that again.
56.917
There goes another one.
57.925
The floor is getting smaller.
58.925
Less of it every time you look.
59.158
Lil Nugget goes in.
59.908
There goes another one.
1:00.558
That is Thick Rick finished.
1:00.892
The floor is getting smaller.
1:01.858
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:01.958
Long John goes in.
1:03.358
That is Radiator finished.
1:04.758
Two left.
1:15.858
Squish is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Long John 40.275 Long John 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Long John 57.925 Long John 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 10 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 19 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 20 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 21 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 3-3-12-15-10.
18.45
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.4. Last five: 7-11-16-13-16.
58.05
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-7-7-5-7.
11.67
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
14 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-10-11-12-10.
16.45
5
Refried Ron The Beans
19 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-16-8-14-16.
24.04
6
The Kidney The Beans
17 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.5. Last five: 12-15-2-11-6.
31.72
4
Radiator Basement Heat
14 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-8-3-3-2.
5.04
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-9-14-4-5.
7.27
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
19 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 15-1-15-11-6.
19.19
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
15 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-2-16-16-8.
8.02
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
13 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-11-5-4-9.
10.62
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 11-11-7-9-14.
10.58
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
10 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.7. Last five: 10-11-5-10-13.
36.71
8
Slapper The Pucks
18 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.0. Last five: 16-1-15-11-14.
62.21
2
Squish The Soft Boys
23 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-12-5-8-12.
24.59
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.5. Last five: 8-4-13-13-8.
15.70

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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