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Floor · Season 1 · Round 47

The Conservatory

The Conservatory · The Conservatory · 31 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch Fast lava
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Crooked Pete wins at The Conservatory

Crooked Pete took The Conservatory for the The Noodles. Squish finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 58.242 — 1 0 1 3.5
2 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 56.233 — 15 +13 0 15.6
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 52.567 — 2 -1 0 17.5
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 43.142 — 7 +3 5 18.3
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 40.217 — 11 +6 3 20.2
6 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 30.058 — 6 0 1 20.2
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 20.192 — 4 -3 1 21.0
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 17.958 — 14 +6 1 21.6
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 16.717 — 9 0 1 21.3
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 15.842 — 8 -2 3 20.0
11 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 14.717 — 13 +2 4 20.3
12 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 11.900 — 16 +4 2 20.8
13 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 11.242 — 3 -10 0 21.7
14 The Kidney BEA The Beans 10.042 — 5 -9 0 21.1
15 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9.000 — 10 -5 2 20.4
16 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 8.850 — 12 -4 2 20.4
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 8-12-6-8-9.
5.542
Gravy is in trouble here.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.392
Less of it every time you look.
8.767
Another panel gone.
8.842
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 6-10-5-3-5.
10.125
Look at the state of it.
10.242
Gravy goes in. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-5-1.
11.467
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
11.642
In goes Lil Nugget. Recent finishes: 4-3-4-3-3.
12.800
There goes another one.
13.042
The Kidney is gone.
14.117
You do not see that every day.
14.442
That is Damp Kevin finished.
15.425
Another panel gone.
15.842
In goes Yolk. Recent finishes: 3-6-6-4-7.
16.717
The floor is getting smaller.
17.242
Puck Yeah is gone.
18.000
Less of it every time you look.
18.642
In goes Crawlspace.
19.267
Another panel gone.
20.042
In goes Stubbs.
20.517
The floor is getting smaller.
21.442
The Coaster is gone.
21.758
Another panel gone.
22.842
In goes Second Sock.
22.992
There goes another one.
24.217
You do not see that every day.
25.425
Extraordinary scenes.
26.433
And it all goes wrong.
26.617
The floor is getting smaller.
27.808
Another panel gone.
28.983
Another panel gone.
29.808
The Lieutenant survives that.
30.150
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
31.208
In goes Refried Ron.
31.300
The floor is getting smaller.
32.450
There goes another one.
33.583
There goes another one.
34.708
Another panel gone.
35.825
Another panel gone.
36.575
That is as close as it gets.
36.925
The floor is getting smaller.
38.025
Another panel gone.
39.108
Extraordinary scenes.
39.775
The Unit survives that.
40.192
Another panel gone.
41.175
In goes The Lieutenant.
41.258
Less of it every time you look.
42.317
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.142
That is The Unit finished.
43.375
No idea what happened there.
44.417
The floor is getting smaller.
45.450
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
46.475
The floor is getting smaller.
47.500
Another panel gone.
48.508
Another panel gone.
49.508
Another panel gone.
50.508
Extraordinary scenes.
51.500
Less of it every time you look.
52.475
The floor is getting smaller.
52.567
Floppy Joe goes in.
53.450
There goes another one.
53.967
One panel each.
54.417
Less of it every time you look.
55.375
Another panel gone.
56.233
Squish is gone.
56.325
Absolute carnage.
57.275
No idea what happened there.
58.208
And it all goes wrong.
58.242
Crooked Pete is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Crooked Pete 43.375 Crooked Pete 43.375
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 4 2/2 16
2 SFT The Soft Boys 14 2/2 14
3 HEA Basement Heat 14 2/2 12
4 PCK The Pucks 19 2/2 10
5 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 8
6 WET The Wet Socks 20 2/2 6
7 LMP Lump Patrol 21 2/2 4
8 NUG The Nuggets 24 2/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
16 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.6. Last five: 4-4-7-11-16.
25.24
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
19 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-3-6-4-5.
7.47
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
15 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-6-10-11-12.
12.38
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-2-9-10-5.
9.26
6
The Kidney The Beans
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 10-8-12-15-2.
35.69
5
Refried Ron The Beans
21 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-14-5-16-8.
39.12
1
The Unit Basement Heat
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.9. Last five: 11-11-15-1-6.
30.61
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.9. Last five: 15-8-9-14-4.
17.89
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.1. Last five: 1-15-16-14-14.
41.93
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
15 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-2-16-16-8.
9.63
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
23 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-5-2-15-6.
5.43
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 11-11-7-9-14.
11.60
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
12 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 7-7-10-11-5.
25.47
3
The Coaster The Pucks
25 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-2-9-10-14.
9.14
2
Squish The Soft Boys
24 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-12-12-5-8.
31.01
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
16 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 6-8-4-13-13.
17.69

Course preview

3 sections · 31 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

The championship. Glass over the deepest pit on the network, with the lava climbing from the first minute. Nobody has ever outlasted it.

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