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Derby · Season 14 · Round 25

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
FULL TIME Fairness
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Old Gristle wins at Kidney Flats

Old Gristle took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Coaster finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:24.442 — 11 +10 21 12.4
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:26.992 +2.55 13 +11 30 11.4
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:29.092 +4.65 3 0 6 10.4
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:31.583 +7.14 1 -3 2 10.5
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:32.500 +8.06 2 -3 4 10.7
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:32.925 +8.48 4 -2 2 10.1
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.467 +11.03 12 +5 26 11.9
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:35.933 +11.49 15 +7 19 11.2
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:37.617 +13.18 10 +1 38 11.6
10 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:43.367 +18.93 9 -1 36 11.8
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:43.525 +19.08 8 -3 6 10.8
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:45.067 +20.63 7 -5 11 10.6
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:45.583 +21.14 6 -7 9 10.7
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:46.283 +21.84 5 -9 10 10.4
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 34 11.8
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 11 11.1
3.075
There goes a piece of Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 4-16-7-14-8.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go. Recent finishes: 2-8-3-4-4.
18.900
Slapper goes to the front. Career record: 228 wins from 428, average finish 2.9.
27.017
That is a long way off the ground.
31.300
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 5-1-1-16-1.
36.850
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
46.192
There goes a piece of Slapper. Recent finishes: 2-1-15-1-1.
53.025
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
57.983
They will not want to see that again.
1:04.842
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:11.250
A new leader — The Coaster.
1:16.033
The Coaster is losing bits.
1:20.558
The Coaster is airborne!
1:27.975
There is nothing left of it.
1:39.192
The Coaster leaves something behind.
1:46.592
Up it goes.
1:51.300
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:56.417
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
2:01.608
That is real damage.
2:06.067
That has come off.
2:11.125
Up it goes.
2:15.517
They will not want to see that again.
2:17.033
Lil Nugget has put Tender Greg out.
2:21.400
And it all goes wrong.
2:32.042
That is a long way off the ground.
2:37.033
Custard leaves something behind.
2:43.750
They will not want to see that again.
2:48.550
That is a long way off the ground.
2:57.758
Stripped to the shell.
2:59.258
One to go.
3:09.617
Custard is airborne!
3:17.892
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
3:21.442
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:22.508
That is The Coaster taking Slapper with them.
3:24.442
It is Old Gristle!
3:39.500
Pilot Light will not take much more.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Slapper 25.158 Slapper 25.158
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 51.133 Custard 25.184
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 1:17.883 Gravy 25.017
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:40.708 Old Gristle 22.825
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:05.883 The Coaster 24.875
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:30.133 Old Gristle 24.250
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:58.542 Tube Sock 25.133
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:24.442 The Coaster 24.684
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 24 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
349 starts, 16 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-6-7-8-3.
11.26
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
326 starts, 15 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-4-9-11-7.
138.09
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
323 starts, 44 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 3-1-4-2-1.
2.58
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
349 starts, 49 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-9-2-2-1.
3.00
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
324 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 15-13-11-7-9.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
331 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 11-11-9-16-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
313 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-12-16-14-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
324 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-10-7-4-14.
78.22
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
326 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-4-14-4-10.
85.67
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
324 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-5-12-11-9.
57.04
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
340 starts, 81 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-2-2-8-3.
4.56
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
355 starts, 52 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-1-13-9-1.
28.82
3
The Coaster The Pucks
325 starts, 33 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 14-12-12-9-1.
79.70
8
Slapper The Pucks
320 starts, 28 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-15-11-14-14.
187.97
21
Custard The Soft Boys
320 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-12-8-5-12.
149.07
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
334 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-10-16-12-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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