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Derby · Season 15 · Round 35

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Lil Nugget wins at Kidney Flats

Lil Nugget took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Tube Sock finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:27.600 — 10 +9 31 12.2
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:29.608 +2.01 3 +1 1 10.2
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:29.767 +2.17 2 -1 0 10.7
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:29.825 +2.23 4 0 6 10.6
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:31.317 +3.72 1 -4 10 10.5
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.267 +4.67 12 +6 24 11.9
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:33.350 +5.75 11 +4 17 11.5
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:35.217 +7.62 9 +1 25 12.3
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:37.342 +9.74 15 +6 19 11.5
10 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:38.233 +10.63 14 +4 25 11.8
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:38.283 +10.68 13 +2 32 12.1
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:42.225 +14.63 7 -5 9 10.5
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:45.208 +17.61 6 -7 13 10.7
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:46.683 +19.08 5 -9 12 10.4
15 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:49.492 +21.89 8 -7 11 10.9
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.8
3.092
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-3.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go. Recent finishes: 3-6-4-2-4.
20.050
Lil Nugget is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-2-5-6-3.
24.250
Up it goes.
30.050
It is unravelling for Slapper.
35.300
There goes a piece of Custard. Recent finishes: 4-8-4-6-8.
40.050
Extraordinary scenes.
50.050
Look at Long John go. Recent finishes: 9-8-12-7-9.
55.392
There goes a piece of Gravy.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:04.600
Gravy takes the lead.
1:10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
1:16.808
Absolute carnage.
1:21.992
Up it goes.
1:26.625
That has come off.
1:31.283
Extraordinary scenes.
1:36.125
There is nothing left of it.
1:40.517
That has come off.
1:44.742
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:49.233
They felt that in the back row.
1:55.617
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:00.050
Old Gristle is on the move.
2:10.050
They felt that in the back row.
2:14.517
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:17.192
Tender Greg is out, and Old Gristle did it.
2:23.800
A new leader — Lil Nugget.
2:28.850
A new leader — Long John.
2:33.800
Lil Nugget goes to the front.
2:39.675
Oh, that is a big one.
2:44.042
Up it goes.
3:01.617
Last lap.
3:09.092
Up it goes.
3:13.792
Wide Load is airborne!
3:22.617
That is a long way off the ground.
3:24.600
Here comes Lil Nugget.
3:27.600
It is Lil Nugget!
3:32.833
That is real damage.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 23.975 Gravy 23.975
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 51.100 Tender Greg 25.775
The Hairpin Clay Tender Greg 1:17.883 Old Gristle 23.742
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 1:44.450 Lil Nugget 24.092
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 2:09.867 Lil Nugget 25.417
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 2:36.192 Tube Sock 25.066
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 3:01.617 Tube Sock 25.309
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 3:27.600 Second Sock 25.433
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 21 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 25 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
356 starts, 21 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 12-3-3-7-1.
18.64
7
Long John The Noodles
381 starts, 17 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 3-15-6-10-5.
16.80
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
359 starts, 50 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 4-5-3-3-1.
4.01
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
378 starts, 52 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-2-4-7-7.
4.29
22
Butter Bean The Beans
376 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-11-16-3-12.
191.63
6
The Kidney The Beans
359 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 13-16-3-12-9.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
346 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-15-12-15-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
352 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 5-10-6-8-8.
96.91
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
353 starts, 18 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-4-4-3-8.
37.52
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
359 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-6-10-12-12.
174.38
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
373 starts, 93 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-1-1-1-8.
3.67
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
386 starts, 60 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 9-6-2-4-1.
20.95
4
Wide Load The Pucks
372 starts, 74 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 3-1-2-2-10.
6.24
8
Slapper The Pucks
349 starts, 31 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-10-15-5-10.
206.29
21
Custard The Soft Boys
352 starts, 9 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 10-9-4-5-11.
109.04
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
361 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-15-8-16-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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