Derby · Season 15 · Round 7
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Tube Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:37.833 | — | 14 | +13 | 51 | 11.6 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.058 | +7.23 | 3 | +1 | 52 | 10.6 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:45.583 | +7.75 | 10 | +7 | 58 | 11.8 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:45.800 | +7.97 | 1 | -3 | 49 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:51.233 | +13.40 | 5 | 0 | 66 | 11.0 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +3 | 50 | 11.5 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +4 | 30 | 11.6 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -1 | 27 | 11.0 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +4 | 16 | 11.4 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -6 | 19 | 11.1 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 24 | 11.5 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 20 | 9.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.0 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -2 | 12 | 11.3 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 9.5 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 8 | 11.4 |
1.833
They felt that in the back row.
7.925
That has come off.
12.533
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-1-2.
16.775
That is a long way off the ground.
21.467
There goes a piece of The Coaster. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-1-2.
25.742
That has come off. Recent finishes: 14-7-15-7-7.
29.433
Tender Greg is out. Recent finishes: 4-8-3-8-3.
35.608
Absolute carnage.
40.017
Extraordinary scenes.
41.517
Long John has put Pilot Light out.
46.375
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-1-2.
49.275
Chunk will not be back.
54.483
It is coming apart now.
56.200
That is Tube Sock taking Crooked Pete with them.
1:01.800
That is a long way off the ground.
1:03.300
That is Tube Sock taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
1:08.242
That has come off.
1:12.442
There is nothing left of it.
1:15.408
That is Wide Load taking The Heel with them.
1:16.908
Custard has put The Coaster out.
1:22.067
Crawlspace has nothing left on it.
1:29.292
Up it goes.
1:41.550
That has come off.
1:43.050
Crawlspace is out, and Tube Sock did it.
1:47.733
That is a long way off the ground.
1:52.083
Up it goes.
1:56.750
Wide Load takes the lead.
2:02.508
That is a long way off the ground.
2:18.633
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:23.633
Gravy is airborne!
2:28.483
Gravy leaves something behind.
2:33.692
There is nothing protecting Gravy now.
2:39.683
Wide Load is airborne!
2:46.408
And that is Gravy finished.
2:53.250
Wide Load goes to the front.
3:01.667
Up it goes.
3:10.050
There is nothing left of it.
3:13.633
Last lap.
3:19.483
Stripped to the shell.
3:21.708
Thick Rick has put Honey Mustard out.
3:31.200
That is a long way off the ground.
3:34.833
Wide Load has it.
3:36.508
Long John has put Custard out.
3:38.008
Wide Load wins the derby.
3:45.225
There is nothing left of it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 22.475 | Tender Greg 22.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 46.883 | Wide Load 21.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:12.192 | Thick Rick 23.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:37.683 | Honey Mustard 22.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:00.575 | Honey Mustard 20.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:22.225 | Gravy 21.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:43.850 | Gravy 21.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:13.633 | Honey Mustard 21.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 3:37.833 | Wide Load 24.200 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 9 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
329 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-11-10-8-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
350 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-16-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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14m
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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30m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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