· Season 17 · Round 14
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:29.234 | — | 15 | +14 | 3 | 19.8 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 8:37.655 | +8.42 | 2 | 0 | 43 | 13.3 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:02.677 | +33.44 | 1 | -2 | 38 | 14.6 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:04.135 | +34.90 | 7 | +3 | 58 | 13.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:11.723 | +42.49 | 3 | -2 | 41 | 13.1 |
| 6 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 9:50.466 | +81.23 | 8 | +2 | 45 | 13.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:51.901 | +82.67 | 11 | +4 | 45 | 11.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:57.184 | +87.95 | 12 | +4 | 42 | 11.4 |
| 9 | Long John | The Noodles | 10:04.456 | +95.22 | 4 | -5 | 35 | 11.9 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:13.523 | +104.29 | 6 | -4 | 45 | 14.8 |
| 11 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 10:16.478 | +107.24 | 13 | +2 | 46 | 12.4 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 10:18.972 | +109.74 | 16 | +4 | 31 | 19.4 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:19.340 | +110.11 | 10 | -3 | 51 | 12.9 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:23.768 | +114.53 | 14 | 0 | 50 | 11.9 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:55.961 | +146.73 | 9 | -6 | 50 | 10.7 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 11:36.612 | +187.38 | 5 | -11 | 2 | 21.0 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through.
11.528
Up goes The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 3-4-2-1-6.
15.144
Gravy is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-2-6-5-3.
18.678
Slapper gets hit hard.
23.628
They will not want to see that again.
27.700
Radiator finds trouble.
31.361
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
40.033
They will not want to see that again.
45.500
Absolute carnage. Averaging 20.9 contacts an event coming in.
49.017
Heavy contact for Crawlspace.
54.556
And Squish takes flight.
59.689
Heavy contact for Thick Rick.
1:03.456
And Thick Rick takes flight.
1:06.989
Up goes Gravy.
1:11.356
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-4-5.
1:14.967
Oh dear.
1:18.461
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
1:21.994
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-7-6.
1:25.428
Up goes Thick Rick.
1:29.256
Tender Greg gets air.
1:32.733
Big air for Crawlspace.
1:41.506
Absolute carnage.
1:45.467
Radiator finds trouble.
1:49.483
Tender Greg gets air.
1:53.767
Extraordinary scenes.
1:57.233
No idea what happened there.
2:00.744
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
2:04.567
Gravy is completely off the deck.
2:08.033
Thick Rick is coming through.
2:08.967
Puck Yeah has it.
2:11.611
Absolute carnage.
2:15.011
The Lieutenant takes it.
2:19.161
Heavy contact for Tender Greg.
2:30.383
Big air for Slapper.
2:35.567
Slapper is airborne.
2:39.339
Slapper is completely off the deck.
2:43.156
Slapper is airborne.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1.583 | The Lieutenant 1.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 4.933 | Stubbs 3.050 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Lieutenant | 7.539 | Tender Greg 2.505 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 10.733 | Slapper 2.967 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Lieutenant | 12.461 | The Lieutenant 1.728 |
| Peg Field | Hard | The Lieutenant | 14.511 | Squish 1.317 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Puck Yeah | 17.411 | Tender Greg 2.066 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Puck Yeah | 18.667 | Slapper 1.017 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 20.894 | Slapper 1.511 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 22.517 | Radiator 1.411 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 24.389 | Puck Yeah 1.872 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 26.256 | Puck Yeah 1.867 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Squish | 31.861 | Slapper 3.933 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Squish | 36.894 | Slapper 4.000 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Squish | 39.389 | Slapper 2.233 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Squish | 42.150 | Tender Greg 2.222 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Squish | 44.433 | Slapper 2.067 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Squish | 48.172 | Slapper 3.661 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Squish | 51.544 | Thick Rick 3.211 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Squish | 55.450 | Squish 3.906 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Squish | 58.344 | Thick Rick 2.322 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Squish | 1:02.439 | Slapper 3.200 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Squish | 1:09.044 | Slapper 4.128 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Squish | 1:12.411 | Puck Yeah 3.278 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Squish | 1:14.439 | Slapper 1.767 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:16.344 | Slapper 1.650 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:17.967 | Thick Rick 1.311 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:20.411 | Thick Rick 1.839 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:21.511 | Slapper 0.972 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:23.383 | Slapper 1.483 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:24.900 | Puck Yeah 1.517 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:26.878 | Thick Rick 1.839 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:28.800 | Thick Rick 1.827 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:32.361 | The Kidney 2.705 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:35.156 | Radiator 2.412 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:37.600 | Slapper 2.283 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:40.172 | Gravy 2.033 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:42.300 | Puck Yeah 2.128 |
| The Kicker | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:43.250 | Slapper 0.928 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:45.283 | Slapper 1.528 |
| The Gap | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:47.467 | Slapper 1.772 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:48.994 | Slapper 1.211 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:51.267 | Slapper 1.728 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:53.206 | Puck Yeah 1.939 |
| Big Air | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:55.883 | Puck Yeah 2.677 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:59.633 | Slapper 2.106 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Puck Yeah | 2:02.283 | Crawlspace 2.167 |
| Final Sprint | Hard | Puck Yeah | 2:05.289 | Slapper 2.372 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 2:09.656 | Thick Rick 1.167 |
| Exit Gate | Hard | Puck Yeah | 2:11.967 | Thick Rick 1.077 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 8 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 16 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Wet Socks | 25 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
The Kidney
The Beans · HOME
452 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-14-7-8-15.
160.58
8
Sweaty Gerald
The Beans · HOME
444 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-14-8-7-8.
175.73
4
Radiator
Basement Heat · HOME
438 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 16-4-8-5-5.
111.19
13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
459 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-4-15-6-6.
93.70
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
463 starts, 29 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-2-2-4-4.
8.02
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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