Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 20

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win

Honey Mustard took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Slapper finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:30.968 15 +14 9 10.1
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:40.888 +9.92 3 +1 9 9.4
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:55.145 +24.18 13 +10 9 18.7
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:57.183 +26.22 4 0 13 8.7
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:03.150 +32.18 10 +5 6 8.4
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:03.484 +32.52 9 +3 13 9.7
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:03.506 +32.54 5 -2 16 8.4
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:04.111 +33.14 1 -7 10 11.2
9 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.933 +33.97 6 -3 10 9.6
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:06.545 +35.58 11 +1 11 7.8
11 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:07.000 +36.03 2 -9 12 9.1
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:08.316 +37.35 16 +4 8 9.4
13 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:10.951 +39.98 7 -6 8 8.7
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:12.205 +41.24 8 -6 12 10.1
15 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:13.650 +42.68 14 -1 11 8.6
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:40.272 +69.30 12 -4 11 8.8
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.767
Honey Mustard has the lead.
13.033
You do not see that every day.
16.733
The Lieutenant gets air.
20.372
And Sweaty Gerald takes flight.
24.033
Chunk is coming through.
27.717
Wide Load is airborne. Recent finishes: 4-12-6-1-2.
29.378
Here comes Honey Mustard.
32.033
Big move from Big Randy. Recent finishes: 5-8-8-3-7.
35.433
Honey Mustard wins it.
38.983
Absolute carnage. Averaging 9.4 contacts an event coming in.
42.472
No idea what happened there. Averaging 10.3 contacts an event coming in.
48.033
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 1-2-3-5-3.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Pilot Light 1.567 Pilot Light 1.567
Smooth Descent Carpet Honey Mustard 4.461 Slapper 2.455
Sweeping Curve Metal Honey Mustard 12.661 Honey Mustard 8.200
Smooth Descent Hard Honey Mustard 14.967 Honey Mustard 2.306
The Drops Carpet Honey Mustard 16.406 Honey Mustard 1.439
The Spiral Soft fabric Honey Mustard 18.039 Honey Mustard 1.633
Laundry Chute Carpet Honey Mustard 20.022 Honey Mustard 1.983
Rotating Drum Smooth Honey Mustard 22.011 Wide Load 1.955
Narrow Pipe Carpet Honey Mustard 24.467 The Lieutenant 2.250
The Drops Smooth Honey Mustard 26.406 The Lieutenant 1.833
Stairwell Smooth Honey Mustard 28.311 The Lieutenant 1.850
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 31.356 The Lieutenant 2.628
Tight Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 32.378 Chunk 0.994
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 5 1/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 16 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 20 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 21 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
56 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 7-7-4-1-7.
22.87
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 12-7-4-7-6.
35.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
57 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-8-8-8-8.
27.11
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
59 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-11-6-8-8.
44.88
6
The Kidney The Beans
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-5-6-5-10.
63.19
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
58 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-13-5-9.
43.85
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
57 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-5-7-8-8.
58.92
4
Radiator Basement Heat
63 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-16-5-8-5.
179.18
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
66 starts, 6 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 5-3-2-16-3.
10.95
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
58 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 1-3-2-3-4.
5.25
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
64 starts, 19 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 8-3-1-13-3.
9.42
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
62 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 1-3-2-5-2.
5.59
4
Wide Load The Pucks
56 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-1-1-14-1.
10.10
8
Slapper The Pucks
61 starts, 27 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-6-2-11-1.
5.49
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
61 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-3-15-6.
17.14
2
Squish The Soft Boys · HOME
61 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-4-4-6-16.
24.26

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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