· Season 3 · Round 23
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Puck Yeah finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:22.750 | — | 15 | +14 | 11 | 10.9 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 2:23.705 | +0.96 | 11 | +9 | 12 | 10.0 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 2:30.205 | +7.46 | 13 | +10 | 10 | 10.2 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:35.494 | +12.74 | 3 | -1 | 12 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:38.222 | +15.47 | 7 | +2 | 13 | 10.0 |
| — | Crawlspace INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:38.572 | +15.82 | 2 | -4 | 10 | 10.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:43.184 | +20.43 | 16 | +9 | 11 | 11.5 |
| — | Refried Ron INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:45.094 | +22.34 | 10 | +2 | 14 | 9.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:47.561 | +24.81 | 8 | -1 | 3 | 9.3 |
| — | Big Randy INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 2:53.477 | +30.73 | 12 | +2 | 11 | 11.7 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:57.111 | +34.36 | 9 | -2 | 8 | 11.8 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:59.633 | +36.88 | 4 | -8 | 12 | 11.1 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 3:05.255 | +42.51 | 1 | -12 | 6 | 11.9 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 3:17.122 | +54.37 | 5 | -9 | 6 | 10.5 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:19.190 | +56.44 | 14 | -1 | 5 | 8.5 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:21.906 | +59.16 | 6 | -10 | 15 | 10.3 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.533
Old Gristle has the lead.
8.033
Look at that.
11.967
Slapper takes a knock. Averaging 8.8 contacts an event coming in.
15.400
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
19.056
It is chaos out there.
23.300
Oh dear.
29.706
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
31.661
Old Gristle has it.
33.461
That is a big one for Lil Nugget.
36.861
Old Gristle wins it. Career record: 14 wins from 67, average finish 4.0.
43.294
Heavy contact for Tender Greg.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Pilot Light | 1.567 | Pilot Light 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Old Gristle | 4.672 | The Lieutenant 2.661 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Honey Mustard | 6.389 | Honey Mustard 1.506 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 8.467 | Honey Mustard 2.078 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 10.328 | Honey Mustard 1.861 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Honey Mustard | 12.839 | Puck Yeah 2.500 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Honey Mustard | 14.494 | Slapper 1.578 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | Honey Mustard | 16.289 | The Lieutenant 1.695 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Honey Mustard | 18.811 | The Lieutenant 2.516 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | Honey Mustard | 22.489 | Sweaty Gerald 3.300 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Honey Mustard | 24.583 | Yolk 1.939 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | Honey Mustard | 27.717 | Lil Nugget 2.450 |
| S-Bend | Hard | Old Gristle | 30.978 | Yolk 2.361 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Old Gristle | 33.594 | Yolk 2.373 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | Old Gristle | 34.661 | The Lieutenant 0.989 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Beans | 12 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 19 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 21 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
63 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-7-8-9-5.
46.03
9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat · HOME
59 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-5-8-5-7.
59.57
2
Honey Mustard
The Nuggets · HOME
59 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-1-3-2-3.
6.63
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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