Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 32

The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race

The Basement · The Boiler Run · 743 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:23.489 14 +13 8 11.9
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:23.500 +0.01 13 +11 12 10.8
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:34.360 +10.87 3 0 1 19.3
4 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 2:37.383 +13.89 1 -3 10 10.3
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:39.478 +15.99 2 -3 9 10.5
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:39.971 +16.48 12 +6 8 10.0
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:40.416 +16.93 8 +1 12 11.6
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:41.655 +18.17 16 +8 8 10.7
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:43.045 +19.56 6 -3 14 10.7
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:48.644 +25.16 7 -3 9 10.9
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:50.133 +26.64 4 -7 6 11.4
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:53.889 +30.40 10 -2 9 11.4
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:02.028 +38.54 15 +2 9 11.8
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:48.616 +85.13 9 -5 1 10.8
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:52.138 +88.65 11 -4 5 9.9
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:57.406 +93.92 5 -11 3 11.7
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.4 contacts an event coming in.
3.533
And it's Puck Yeah in front now.
7.083
The Kidney gets air.
11.389
Radiator has stopped dead.
15.561
That is going to sting in the morning. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-2.
19.044
Up goes Long John.
23.894
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 4-4-9-8-5.
28.894
You do not see that every day.
31.472
Wide Load has it.
33.050
Up goes Tube Sock. Recent finishes: 6-6-7-5-8.
36.450
Wide Load wins it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Smooth Tube Sock 1.594 Puck Yeah 1.572
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 4.617 Gravy 2.656
Sweeping Curve Hard Gravy 6.472 Gravy 1.544
Smooth Descent Smooth Tube Sock 9.267 Puck Yeah 2.111
The Drops Smooth Puck Yeah 11.494 The Unit 2.028
Peg Field Metal Puck Yeah 13.989 Wide Load 1.961
The Pinball Table Hard Puck Yeah 15.639 Wide Load 1.561
Collision Funnel Carpet Puck Yeah 17.372 Puck Yeah 1.733
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 19.689 Wide Load 1.717
Barrier Run Metal Puck Yeah 23.111 Puck Yeah 3.422
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 25.006 Wide Load 1.850
Bounce Pads Slick Puck Yeah 27.594 The Unit 2.577
S-Bend Hard Puck Yeah 29.861 Wide Load 2.216
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 32.150 Wide Load 2.245
The Funnel Carpet Wide Load 34.472 Wide Load 0.933
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 1/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 9 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 14 0/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 19 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-8-6-8-5.
22.11
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-9-6-13-8.
35.94
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
68 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-14-8-1-11.
97.75
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
66 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-8-5-4-5.
21.92
6
The Kidney The Beans · HOME
71 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-3-8-7-9.
48.99
22
Butter Bean The Beans · HOME
67 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-6-7-3-16.
57.59
1
The Unit Basement Heat · HOME
65 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 4-6-3-4-9.
16.52
4
Radiator Basement Heat · HOME
71 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-4-6-3-6.
49.34
7
Stubbs The Nuggets · HOME
66 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-7-1-13-2.
11.47
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets · HOME
72 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 7-3-4-1-2.
6.18
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
59 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-1-2-1.
5.91
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
70 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 12-2-14-2-15.
17.49
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
69 starts, 36 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-5-4-6.
4.33
4
Wide Load The Pucks
63 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 4-1-3-4-12.
9.47
21
Custard The Soft Boys
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 5-3-7-4-15.
26.65
2
Squish The Soft Boys
67 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-10-3-16-7.
23.20

Course preview

50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.

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