Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 38

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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The Coaster wins at Nan's Landing

The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:38.634 3 +2 9 10.4
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:53.117 +14.48 6 +4 14 9.4
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:54.233 +15.60 16 +13 8 10.4
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 2:56.611 +17.98 10 +6 10 9.1
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:00.062 +21.43 2 -3 13 9.1
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:00.250 +21.62 14 +8 13 8.7
7 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 3:01.861 +23.23 5 -2 11 10.3
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:02.333 +23.70 8 0 8 8.3
9 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:03.905 +25.27 1 -8 8 8.9
10 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:05.566 +26.93 7 -3 8 9.1
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:05.583 +26.95 4 -7 14 8.6
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:08.017 +29.38 13 +1 8 7.9
13 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:08.589 +29.96 12 -1 9 11.1
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:09.117 +30.48 9 -5 11 8.8
15 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:12.511 +33.88 11 -4 11 8.5
16 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:14.534 +35.90 15 -1 11 8.5
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.7 contacts an event coming in.
4.233
The lead changes hands. Stubbs.
8.033
You do not see that every day.
12.733
Up goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-2.
16.700
The Unit gets air. Recent finishes: 5-11-8-4-10.
20.122
Up goes Tender Greg.
23.739
Tube Sock is airborne. Recent finishes: 8-9-3-8-6.
28.683
And it all goes wrong.
30.656
Here comes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-2-2.
32.317
You do not see that every day.
35.717
The Coaster wins it.
40.033
Big move from Refried Ron.
44.728
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Long John 1.594 Stubbs 1.583
Smooth Descent Carpet Stubbs 4.456 Tender Greg 2.089
Sweeping Curve Metal Tender Greg 5.350 Tender Greg 0.961
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 14.500 The Coaster 2.133
The Drops Carpet The Coaster 15.811 The Coaster 1.311
The Spiral Soft fabric The Coaster 17.400 The Coaster 1.589
Laundry Chute Carpet The Coaster 21.972 Chunk 2.106
Rotating Drum Smooth The Coaster 24.706 Wide Load 2.661
Narrow Pipe Carpet The Coaster 26.817 The Coaster 2.111
The Drops Smooth The Coaster 28.589 The Coaster 1.772
Stairwell Smooth The Coaster 30.450 Wide Load 1.855
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 32.828 Wide Load 2.334
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 33.656 Wide Load 0.811
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 1/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 16 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 22 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
78 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-5-6-6-8.
35.19
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
66 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 5-6-10-6-7.
30.97
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-7-5-8-5.
21.44
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
71 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 3-15-7-6-5.
64.90
22
Butter Bean The Beans
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-10-5-7-6.
68.14
5
Refried Ron The Beans
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-13-5-7-4.
140.03
1
The Unit Basement Heat
69 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 2-10-8-4-4.
25.56
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
68 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-4-15-4-6.
91.97
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
69 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 5-3-3-3-7.
10.62
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
67 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-3-3-1-14.
10.70
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
72 starts, 18 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-1-1-1-1.
5.98
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
73 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-2-16-2.
5.43
4
Wide Load The Pucks
66 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-2-4-1.
10.03
3
The Coaster The Pucks
70 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-2-1-4-6.
4.21
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
66 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-14-4-8-16.
38.38
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
70 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-8-5-3-7.
23.07

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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