Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 3 · Round 44

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Radiator survives to win

Radiator took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Crawlspace finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:34.316 7 +6 14 11.0
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:42.105 +7.79 5 +3 13 11.5
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:43.177 +8.86 3 0 11 12.3
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:46.889 +12.57 6 +2 13 11.5
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:47.140 +12.82 2 -3 12 11.5
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:58.444 +24.13 1 -5 6 12.0
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:05.356 +31.04 15 +8 15 14.4
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 3:09.544 +35.23 16 +8 10 11.5
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:13.389 +39.07 10 +1 8 10.8
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:14.456 +40.14 14 +4 14 10.9
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:16.589 +42.27 9 -2 7 11.0
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:24.873 +50.56 12 0 3 20.4
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.122 +54.81 11 -2 9 14.3
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:52.061 +77.75 8 -6 3 20.9
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 4:12.684 +98.37 4 -11 2 20.5
Wide Load DNF PCK The Pucks 4:54.684 +140.37 13 -3 3 23.5
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.544
Chunk finds trouble. Averaging 10.2 contacts an event coming in.
8.956
That is the sport, right there.
12.722
And Chunk takes flight.
16.239
Sweaty Gerald has stopped dead. That is 18 non-finishes in 78 career starts.
19.717
Absolute carnage.
23.817
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
26.644
The Lieutenant is going to win this.
29.294
Chunk finds trouble. Averaging 10.2 contacts an event coming in.
32.694
Radiator wins it.
36.317
Up goes Custard.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Big Randy 1.594 Chunk 1.578
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 4.317 Slapper 2.494
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 5.672 Slapper 1.289
Smooth Descent Soft fabric The Lieutenant 7.656 Thick Rick 1.750
The Drops Metal The Lieutenant 9.094 Wide Load 1.278
Peg Field Metal The Lieutenant 10.583 Wide Load 1.239
The Pinball Table Metal The Lieutenant 11.850 Chunk 1.111
Collision Funnel Metal The Lieutenant 17.839 The Lieutenant 5.989
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 19.689 Chunk 1.817
Barrier Run Soft fabric The Lieutenant 22.150 Second Sock 2.128
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 24.989 The Heel 2.655
Bounce Pads Metal The Lieutenant 26.606 Chunk 1.516
Laundry Chute Metal The Lieutenant 28.733 The Lieutenant 2.127
Narrow Pipe Carpet The Lieutenant 29.644 The Lieutenant 0.911
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 3 0/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 0/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 1/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 20 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 20 0/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 21 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 24 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-4-6-8-6.
21.87
1
Big Randy The Noodles
70 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-1-4-8-5.
15.77
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
75 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-3-11-6-6.
38.80
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
76 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-3-6-3-6.
16.46
6
The Kidney The Beans
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-7-12-5-7.
36.08
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
72 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-8-7-5-12.
24.40
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
74 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-8-7-8-8.
25.18
4
Radiator Basement Heat
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-3-8-16-7.
47.85
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
72 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-5-3-3-16.
9.48
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
72 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-7-5-6-3.
11.45
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
77 starts, 23 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-10-2-2-1.
6.48
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
78 starts, 18 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 1-2-2-2-16.
11.59
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
71 starts, 27 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-15-1-1-1.
11.82
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
75 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-1-2-1.
4.64
21
Custard The Soft Boys
76 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-13-6-3-5.
33.18
2
Squish The Soft Boys
74 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-6-4-4-4.
19.48

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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