Team Pack Race · Season 3 · Round 47
The Gravity Bowl
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Carnage — Floppy Joe survives to win
Floppy Joe took The Gravity Bowl for the The Noodles. Wide Load finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 5:23.422 | — | 8 | +7 | 9 | 11.2 |
| — | Wide Load INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 5:24.989 | +1.57 | 9 | +7 | 6 | 12.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 5:29.800 | +6.38 | 7 | +4 | 7 | 10.0 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 5:29.800 | +6.38 | 3 | -1 | 6 | 10.7 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 5:29.800 | +6.38 | 1 | -4 | 8 | 9.4 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 5:29.800 | +6.38 | 10 | +4 | 14 | 12.6 |
| — | Big Randy DNF | The Noodles | 5:59.800 | +36.38 | 11 | +4 | 10 | 12.5 |
| — | Second Sock DNF | The Wet Socks | 5:59.800 | +36.38 | 12 | +4 | 9 | 10.5 |
| — | The Heel DNF | The Wet Socks | 5:59.800 | +36.38 | 13 | +4 | 6 | 10.1 |
| — | Butter Bean DNF | The Beans | 5:59.800 | +36.38 | 6 | -4 | 10 | 11.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald DNF | The Beans | 5:59.800 | +36.38 | 14 | +3 | 10 | 10.8 |
| — | Pilot Light DNF | Basement Heat | 5:59.800 | +36.38 | 2 | -10 | 9 | 11.4 |
| — | Radiator DNF | Basement Heat | 5:59.800 | +36.38 | 5 | -8 | 7 | 10.7 |
| — | Thick Rick DNF | The Nuggets | 5:59.800 | +36.38 | 15 | +1 | 6 | 12.3 |
| — | Chunk DNF | Lump Patrol | 5:59.800 | +36.38 | 16 | +1 | 4 | 12.7 |
| — | Gravy DNF | Lump Patrol | 5:59.800 | +36.38 | 4 | -12 | 5 | 13.3 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
6.439
And Chunk takes flight.
10.033
Big Randy goes to the front. Career record: 2 wins from 78, average finish 6.6.
13.489
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
17.033
Chunk hits the front. Career record: 27 wins from 86, average finish 3.6.
22.983
That is Chunk parked. That is 27 non-finishes in 87 career starts.
26.900
Custard hits the front. Career record: 0 wins from 83, average finish 6.1.
30.400
Honey Mustard has stopped dead. That is 25 non-finishes in 80 career starts.
36.250
That is going to sting in the morning.
51.667
Up goes Custard.
53.044
Here comes Custard.
56.044
Floppy Joe wins it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Chunk | 1.572 | Chunk 1.572 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Chunk | 4.850 | Gravy 2.861 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | Chunk | 6.067 | Gravy 1.166 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Chunk | 7.622 | Chunk 1.555 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 9.056 | Wide Load 1.234 |
| Peg Field | Metal | Big Randy | 10.883 | Big Randy 0.877 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | Custard | 26.461 | Custard 2.633 |
| Collision Funnel | Soft fabric | Custard | 29.317 | Custard 2.856 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Custard | 30.772 | Custard 1.455 |
| Barrier Run | Hard | Custard | 32.133 | Custard 1.361 |
| Sweeping Curve | Slick | Custard | 33.811 | Custard 1.678 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Custard | 36.778 | Custard 2.967 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Custard | 39.517 | Custard 2.739 |
| Carpet Flat | Soft fabric | Custard | 42.528 | Custard 3.011 |
| Tight Curve | Hard | Custard | 45.767 | Custard 3.239 |
| The Hairpin | Metal | Custard | 48.050 | Custard 2.283 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | Custard | 50.383 | Custard 2.333 |
| Fabric Run | Smooth | Custard | 51.517 | Custard 1.134 |
| The Drops | Smooth | Custard | 53.883 | Custard 2.366 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Custard | 54.994 | Custard 1.111 |
| Fabric Run | Smooth | Custard | 56.044 | Custard 1.050 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 6 | 0/2 | 16 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/2 | 14 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 11 | 0/2 | 12 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 17 | 0/2 | 10 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 6 | The Beans | 21 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 31 | 0/2 | 2 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared2
Second Sock
The Wet Socks · HOME
76 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-8-3-11-6.
66.72
Course preview
67 sections · 1,002 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Smooth
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Smooth
7m
↓8°
The championship course. Every surface, every pinch point and every way to lose, in one continuous descent from the top of the tower to the far wall of the basement. It is run once a season, and the record has stood since the second time it was ever run.
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