· Season 3 · Round 5
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:20.762 | — | 5 | +4 | 10 | 11.0 |
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:23.417 | +2.66 | 10 | +8 | 8 | 11.3 |
| 3 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 2:31.222 | +10.46 | 12 | +9 | 11 | 12.2 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:32.195 | +11.43 | 7 | +3 | 11 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:35.772 | +15.01 | 4 | -1 | 7 | 11.6 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 2:36.539 | +15.78 | 14 | +8 | 9 | 10.0 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 2:39.089 | +18.33 | 6 | -1 | 14 | 10.1 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:42.750 | +21.99 | 3 | -5 | 8 | 11.0 |
| 9 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 2:43.616 | +22.85 | 9 | 0 | 6 | 11.5 |
| — | Gravy INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:52.417 | +31.66 | 8 | -2 | 3 | 11.5 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 2:56.416 | +35.65 | 1 | -10 | 9 | 9.9 |
| — | Custard INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:15.051 | +54.29 | 13 | +1 | 11 | 10.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:24.233 | +63.47 | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.9 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:40.100 | +79.34 | 11 | -3 | 3 | 11.0 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:45.377 | +84.62 | 15 | 0 | 9 | 11.1 |
| — | Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 4:23.089 | +122.33 | 16 | 0 | 11 | 11.0 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.3 contacts an event coming in.
5.078
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 1-6-1-1-15.
10.789
That is Gravy parked. That is 14 non-finishes in 52 career starts.
14.478
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
18.306
Up goes The Unit.
22.422
Butter Bean is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 5-13-6-11-5.
26.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.394
Up goes Yolk.
32.483
The Coaster has it. Recent finishes: 1-6-1-1-15.
34.083
They are going to the line together.
37.483
It is Slapper!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | Crooked Pete | 1.594 | Lil Nugget 1.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Lil Nugget | 4.789 | The Coaster 2.805 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 6.383 | Yolk 1.589 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 8.578 | The Coaster 2.195 |
| The Drops | Smooth | The Coaster | 10.333 | The Coaster 1.755 |
| Peg Field | Metal | The Coaster | 12.556 | Old Gristle 1.944 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | The Coaster | 14.133 | The Coaster 1.577 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | The Coaster | 15.822 | The Coaster 1.689 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 18.139 | The Coaster 2.317 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | The Coaster | 21.472 | The Coaster 3.333 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 23.394 | Slapper 1.861 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | The Coaster | 26.028 | Slapper 2.250 |
| S-Bend | Hard | The Coaster | 29.706 | Slapper 1.955 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 32.194 | Lil Nugget 2.205 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | The Coaster | 35.483 | Lil Nugget 0.956 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Basement Heat | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared13
Crawlspace
Basement Heat · HOME
55 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 12-8-4-7-7.
35.96
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
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