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Derby · Season 2 · Round 12

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Custard survives to win

Custard took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Tube Sock finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:48.083 — 16 +15 24 11.3
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:17.792 +29.71 4 +2 26 10.5
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 3 0 18 10.4
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -2 14 10.3
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +4 37 11.9
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 0 17 10.4
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -6 14 10.5
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -3 17 10.7
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +2 18 11.4
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 12 10.2
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 15 11.4
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +3 12 10.2
— Radiator RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 9 9.9
— Chunk RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -2 9 11.2
— Puck Yeah RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 8 11.3
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -6 6 11.1
2.267
The Coaster is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-2-15.
9.208
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-1-3-2-5.
13.608
There goes a piece of Radiator.
18.083
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 2-8-3-1-13.
25.350
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 4-6-10-8-4.
29.783
That has come off.
34.083
Radiator is losing bits.
40.050
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 6-6-14-8-7.
45.442
They will not want to see that again.
50.050
The Kidney is coming through.
56.608
Absolute carnage.
1:01.092
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
1:07.308
They will not want to see that again.
1:11.533
You do not see that every day.
1:13.033
Crooked Pete has put Yolk out.
1:14.533
And that is The Coaster finished.
1:20.050
Look at Pilot Light go.
1:23.800
That is Big Randy taking Pilot Light with them.
1:29.983
That has come off.
1:36.550
They felt that in the back row.
1:39.867
That is Tube Sock taking Big Randy with them.
1:45.458
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:53.150
That has come off.
2:00.458
The Kidney has stalled.
2:05.508
Custard is losing bits.
2:12.600
Stripped to the shell.
2:17.208
Lil Nugget will not take much more.
2:20.100
One to go.
2:29.833
That is real damage.
2:31.333
Lil Nugget will not be back.
2:35.317
Crooked Pete is out, and Custard did it.
2:45.083
Custard is coming to the flag.
2:48.083
Custard wins the derby.
2:50.700
Tube Sock has put The Heel out.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 25.358 Custard 25.358
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 26.025 Custard 0.667
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 53.783 Big Randy 27.458
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:22.992 Tube Sock 27.617
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:51.200 The Heel 26.800
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:20.100 The Heel 28.167
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 2:48.083 Tube Sock 27.909
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 11 0/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 13 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 14 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 21 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 23 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 15-7-4-15-3.
23.51
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
30 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-5-8-11-5.
41.65
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
18 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 6-5-1-7-1.
3.94
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
30 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-1-3-2-3.
1.87
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.8. Last five: 16-14-6-13-6.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 10-13-9-8-11.
128.98
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 13-14-13-15-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 12-15-14-13-14.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 12-9-12-9-7.
70.13
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-4-12-7-1.
8.57
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
23 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 11-8-3-16-12.
11.26
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-7-8-13-10.
85.77
3
The Coaster The Pucks
24 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-11-11-12-4.
86.79
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
25 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 9-14-14-15-13.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.7. Last five: 10-15-7-15-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-10-16-10-6.
37.51

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
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10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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