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Derby · Season 2 · Round 14

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Tube Sock finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:40.200 — 14 +13 38 10.6
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.467 +5.27 4 +2 4 9.9
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:47.817 +7.62 3 0 7 9.8
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:48.033 +7.83 16 +12 30 10.5
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:48.742 +8.54 12 +7 27 10.3
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:57.008 +16.81 8 +2 10 9.9
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.517 +19.32 7 0 12 9.8
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 4:18.408 +38.21 2 -6 4 9.5
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +2 43 11.0
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 9.9
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.4
— Big Randy FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-7-7-7-4.
6.233
Beautiful. Just beautiful. That is 16 non-finishes in 66 career starts.
12.158
Yolk is airborne!
17.608
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
21.950
Stopped, and in the way.
26.725
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
32.975
There goes a piece of Chunk.
40.050
Look at Crooked Pete go.
45.383
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 13-4-4-4-3.
53.375
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-5-8-5-7.
1:01.075
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-3-2.
1:09.300
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:18.767
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:24.817
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:30.358
And it all goes wrong.
1:34.725
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:40.208
That has come off.
1:50.700
And it all goes wrong.
1:56.700
Up it goes.
2:00.492
And that is Yolk finished.
2:07.267
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
2:13.558
Up it goes.
2:19.833
That is a long way off the ground.
2:29.183
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:37.308
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:43.250
That was always going to happen.
2:52.192
That has come off.
2:57.392
Up it goes.
3:04.325
And it all goes wrong.
3:08.883
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
3:13.858
One to go.
3:18.817
Stopped, and in the way.
3:21.625
Chunk will not be back.
3:29.150
A new leader — Slapper.
3:34.342
Up it goes.
3:37.200
Slapper is coming to the flag.
3:40.200
Slapper wins the derby.
3:53.558
Stopped, and in the way.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 14.575 Slapper 14.575
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 31.300 Slapper 16.725
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 49.908 Slapper 18.608
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:09.892 Chunk 16.717
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:29.658 Chunk 16.125
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:48.733 Chunk 17.816
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:04.192 Chunk 15.134
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:22.500 Tube Sock 18.133
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:38.758 Chunk 16.258
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:55.508 Chunk 16.750
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:13.858 Slapper 17.083
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:40.200 The Lieutenant 18.109
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 12 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 14 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-15-7-4-15.
41.23
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
31 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-7-5-8-11.
59.80
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-2-7-8-2.
3.21
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
32 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-2-2-1-3.
2.05
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.7. Last five: 9-10-16-14-6.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-11-16-1-11.
57.42
1
The Unit Basement Heat
22 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-6-2-3-4.
10.67
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 13-14-13-15-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-10-7-15-12.
90.44
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-4-12-7-1.
18.56
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
22 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 11-8-7-8-13.
215.97
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
23 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 11-8-3-16-12.
13.98
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
27 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 12-14-9-14-14.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
27 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 16-1-8-14-3.
67.81
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.9. Last five: 16-15-10-15-7.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
27 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-4-10-16-10.
33.67

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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