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Derby · Season 2 · Round 15

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Big Randy finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.467 — 12 +11 26 11.4
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:30.000 +0.53 2 0 2 10.6
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:31.492 +2.03 1 -2 2 10.5
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:34.400 +4.93 3 -1 4 10.7
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:34.567 +5.10 4 -1 5 10.5
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:35.542 +6.08 10 +4 40 11.5
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.883 +6.42 11 +4 23 11.6
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:37.492 +8.03 9 +1 30 12.1
9 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:38.150 +8.68 13 +4 30 10.3
10 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:44.183 +14.72 15 +5 16 11.0
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:44.300 +14.83 6 -5 14 10.3
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:44.600 +15.13 8 -4 9 10.3
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:47.167 +17.70 5 -8 11 10.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 16 11.7
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 11 11.0
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -2 24 11.5
2.800
Up it goes.
10.050
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 7-4-4-4-4.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-1-2-1-1.
25.867
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 6-1-12-1-2.
30.350
A new leader — Puck Yeah. Career record: 35 wins from 65, average finish 3.1.
36.075
There goes a piece of Squish.
48.767
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 6-1-12-1-2.
53.092
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
57.467
Squish leaves something behind.
1:07.308
Radiator is losing bits.
1:14.942
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:25.292
Squish is airborne!
1:30.050
That was always going to happen.
1:34.733
Look at the state of it.
1:42.500
You do not see that every day.
1:47.642
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:52.975
Wide Load is airborne!
2:00.133
There goes a piece of Squish.
2:08.767
Extraordinary scenes.
2:16.742
They will not want to see that again.
2:23.567
They will not want to see that again.
2:28.158
Absolute carnage.
2:33.058
Custard is losing bits.
2:38.267
They felt that in the back row.
2:42.592
Absolute carnage.
2:44.950
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:49.750
The Lieutenant takes the lead.
3:01.242
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now.
3:02.742
One to go.
3:06.992
Up it goes.
3:12.225
Look at the state of it.
3:19.942
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
3:21.442
Squish is out.
3:22.942
That is The Kidney taking Pilot Light with them.
3:26.467
The Lieutenant has it.
3:27.967
There goes a piece of Radiator.
3:29.467
The Lieutenant wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Puck Yeah 24.325 Puck Yeah 24.325
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 48.883 Puck Yeah 24.558
The Hairpin Clay Puck Yeah 1:14.900 Thick Rick 25.392
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:41.525 Honey Mustard 25.008
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:06.142 The Lieutenant 22.892
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:35.625 Long John 24.817
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:01.475 Old Gristle 24.892
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:29.467 Honey Mustard 25.117
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 24 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 24 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 25 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 27 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-3-5-1-6.
4.25
1
Big Randy The Noodles
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-5-15-7-4.
38.72
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
33 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 4-1-2-2-1.
3.28
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
19 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 10-6-5-1-7.
11.44
6
The Kidney The Beans
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 10-13-9-8-11.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
29 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.7. Last five: 9-10-16-14-6.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 13-14-13-15-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-13-12-12-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
31 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-5-7-14-9.
48.05
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-4-12-7-1.
19.44
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
35 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-6-8-13-6.
5.82
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
23 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 11-8-3-16-12.
17.64
4
Wide Load The Pucks
26 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-5-1-4-5.
6.36
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
28 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 7-12-14-9-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
27 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-4-10-16-10.
50.23
2
Squish The Soft Boys
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 9-10-9-15-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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