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Derby · Season 2 · Round 24

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:39.000 — 12 +11 31 10.9
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:44.292 +5.29 4 +2 5 9.5
3 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:45.567 +6.57 14 +11 30 10.9
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:45.742 +6.74 3 -1 6 10.0
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:47.292 +8.29 15 +10 24 10.6
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:47.892 +8.89 11 +5 38 10.8
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 4:00.183 +21.18 7 0 22 9.9
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 4:05.183 +26.18 2 -6 5 9.9
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 13 9.8
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 11 10.7
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— The Kidney FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.2
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 3.9
— Crooked Pete FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 7-6-5-9-6.
6.142
There is nothing left of it.
15.750
Oh, that is a big one.
20.050
Look at Long John go.
24.683
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-7.
31.225
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 8-16-5-3-7.
36.500
That was always going to happen.
45.500
That has come off.
54.767
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 8-16-5-3-7.
59.833
That has come off. Recent finishes: 9-8-5-10-3.
1:08.242
Look at the state of it.
1:14.883
Stripped to the shell.
1:20.050
The Heel is on the move.
1:28.517
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:32.883
You do not see that every day.
1:37.892
Tender Greg is out, and Long John did it.
1:44.650
Old Gristle goes to the front.
1:50.050
Extraordinary scenes.
1:55.433
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:07.758
There is nothing left of it.
2:15.717
That is a long way off the ground.
2:21.375
They will not want to see that again.
2:32.242
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:38.425
Up it goes.
2:44.817
Wide Load is airborne!
2:46.358
Radiator will not be back.
3:02.767
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:08.508
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
3:13.425
Squish has nothing left on it.
3:19.075
One to go.
3:24.333
They felt that in the back row.
3:36.000
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:39.000
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:44.850
Up it goes.
3:50.233
Honey Mustard is going nowhere.
4:24.733
You do not see that every day.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 15.767 The Lieutenant 15.767
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 31.783 The Lieutenant 16.016
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 51.325 Wide Load 16.025
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:12.092 Long John 18.466
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:30.858 The Heel 18.550
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:50.267 Old Gristle 14.875
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:08.850 Old Gristle 18.583
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:23.950 Old Gristle 15.100
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:38.858 Old Gristle 14.908
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:57.908 Damp Kevin 18.341
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:19.075 Wide Load 17.241
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:39.000 Wide Load 16.059
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 14 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
36 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-8-4-12-11.
107.99
7
Long John The Noodles
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-5-6-5-3.
5.18
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
23 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-5-3-1-10.
6.63
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
38 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-6-10-2-3.
3.38
6
The Kidney The Beans
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 13-6-10-10-13.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 15-13-14-13-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-10-12-11-5.
59.38
4
Radiator Basement Heat
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 13-12-13-15-15.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
28 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 12-9-12-10-7.
144.11
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-6-14-16-4.
61.50
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
29 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-1-5-9-1.
4.80
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
38 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 7-1-9-2-6.
7.25
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
33 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 14-16-11-10-15.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
27 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 9-5-5-1-4.
10.35
2
Squish The Soft Boys
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.6. Last five: 12-14-15-9-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-16-7-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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