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Derby · Season 2 · Round 25

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Gravy wins at Kidney Flats

Gravy took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Honey Mustard finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:24.825 — 11 +10 21 12.3
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:26.067 +1.24 9 +7 32 11.8
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:30.142 +5.32 3 0 3 10.5
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:30.150 +5.33 12 +8 18 12.3
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:30.283 +5.46 1 -4 4 10.7
6 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:30.425 +5.60 10 +4 41 12.0
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.575 +5.75 4 -3 2 10.5
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:31.133 +6.31 2 -6 2 10.5
9 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:33.833 +9.01 14 +5 23 11.6
10 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:35.775 +10.95 13 +3 21 11.4
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:43.475 +18.65 8 -3 9 10.9
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:45.283 +20.46 6 -6 13 10.6
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:46.958 +22.13 7 -6 11 10.7
14 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:48.300 +23.48 5 -9 12 10.3
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 12 11.2
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 11 11.3
3.892
That has come off.
8.500
Old Gristle goes to the front. Career record: 18 wins from 71, average finish 3.9.
20.050
Stubbs is coming through.
25.808
Old Gristle is airborne!
31.317
Wide Load is airborne!
36.742
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-12-4-6-4.
45.850
A new leader — Gravy.
50.050
Tender Greg is losing places.
54.700
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:00.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:02.258
Tender Greg is out, and The Coaster did it.
1:10.050
Damp Kevin is coming through. Recent finishes: 6-5-7-8-5.
1:18.525
Gravy is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-15-1-2-2.
1:23.933
There is nothing left of it.
1:30.433
Oh, that is a big one.
1:43.950
Honey Mustard goes to the front.
1:49.250
Old Gristle takes the lead.
1:53.992
Oh, that is a big one.
1:55.892
And that is Yolk finished.
2:05.108
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:09.908
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete. Recent finishes: 5-7-6-5-9.
2:17.708
That has come off.
2:24.533
Up it goes.
2:36.317
That was always going to happen.
2:41.225
Oh, that is a big one.
2:48.958
The Coaster leaves something behind.
2:54.508
They felt that in the back row.
2:58.175
Last lap.
3:02.508
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
3:08.017
Wide Load is airborne!
3:18.850
Gravy goes to the front.
3:21.825
Gravy has it.
3:24.767
The Kidney is losing bits.
3:26.267
Gravy takes it!
3:33.617
Up it goes.
3:38.600
They will not want to see that again.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 22.308 Old Gristle 22.308
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 48.300 The Coaster 23.459
The Hairpin Clay Honey Mustard 1:15.958 Honey Mustard 24.475
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 1:43.550 Wide Load 24.675
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:09.525 Old Gristle 24.392
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:33.708 Honey Mustard 22.750
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:58.175 Gravy 24.208
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:24.825 Gravy 24.925
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 8 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 26 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
37 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-10-8-4-12.
111.40
7
Long John The Noodles
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-5-6-5-3.
4.80
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
38 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-6-10-2-3.
4.86
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
38 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-4-2-8.
4.11
6
The Kidney The Beans
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 11-13-6-10-10.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 3-7-16-6-8.
61.48
1
The Unit Basement Heat
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 4-7-2-9-5.
13.04
4
Radiator Basement Heat
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 16-13-12-13-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-6-14-16-4.
42.86
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
29 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 2-12-9-12-10.
62.05
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
29 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 1-1-10-8-1.
21.95
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
39 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 1-7-1-9-2.
5.49
3
The Coaster The Pucks
33 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-11-9-11-3.
104.03
4
Wide Load The Pucks
27 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 9-5-5-1-4.
9.98
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 15-10-16-12-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-14-16-7-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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