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Derby · Season 2 · Round 26

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Heel finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:15.150 — 3 +2 8 10.4
2 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:16.717 +1.57 4 +2 10 11.0
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:21.467 +6.32 1 -2 9 10.6
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:22.050 +6.90 2 -2 12 10.6
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:25.567 +10.42 11 +6 33 12.3
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:30.750 +15.60 8 +2 15 10.6
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:31.000 +15.85 7 0 20 10.7
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.233 +16.08 12 +4 32 11.9
9 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:32.733 +17.58 14 +5 36 11.2
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:33.050 +17.90 9 -1 40 11.1
11 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:37.525 +22.38 6 -5 14 10.6
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:38.892 +23.74 5 -7 19 10.5
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +3 12 12.1
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 24 12.2
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 22 12.1
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 11.5
3.833
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
9.200
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-4-6.
18.917
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-8-16-5-3.
23.675
Up it goes.
29.125
Up it goes.
34.083
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-7-1.
38.950
Lil Nugget takes the lead. Career record: 7 wins from 76, average finish 4.5.
43.975
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
48.583
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
53.758
Lil Nugget leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-3-14-3-7.
57.983
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:03.842
You do not see that every day.
1:08.050
Tender Greg has nothing left on it.
1:12.917
The Unit has put Tender Greg out.
1:19.933
Gravy leaves something behind.
1:24.675
That is a long way off the ground.
1:29.250
Yolk is airborne!
1:34.033
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:39.333
It is coming apart now.
1:42.150
The Coaster is out.
1:48.775
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:54.383
You do not see that every day.
2:00.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
2:05.942
That has come off.
2:07.442
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:12.383
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:17.300
Up it goes.
2:22.100
Wide Load is airborne!
2:27.142
Look at the state of it.
2:34.575
Look at the state of it.
2:39.375
Oh, that is a big one.
2:47.950
Oh, that is a big one.
2:50.033
This is the last of it.
2:54.008
The Kidney has put Yolk out.
2:58.850
Damp Kevin takes the lead.
3:05.133
That is a long way off the ground.
3:10.092
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:12.150
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:15.150
Damp Kevin wins the derby.
3:21.950
Floppy Joe will not take much more.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 19.842 Yolk 19.842
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 40.842 Lil Nugget 19.042
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 1:05.275 Tender Greg 21.291
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 1:25.183 Yolk 19.908
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 1:46.417 Long John 20.975
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 2:09.092 Gravy 18.709
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 2:30.200 The Heel 20.541
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 2:50.033 Yolk 19.833
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:15.150 The Lieutenant 21.133
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 24 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 24 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-5-6-5-3.
3.86
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
20 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-14-13-6-5.
89.82
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
38 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-6-10-2-3.
3.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
24 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 12-3-5-3-1.
9.20
22
Butter Bean The Beans
36 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-3-7-16-6.
67.41
6
The Kidney The Beans
28 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 11-13-6-10-10.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-10-12-11-5.
70.62
1
The Unit Basement Heat
27 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 4-7-2-9-5.
11.76
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
29 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 2-12-9-12-10.
57.22
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-7-6-13-5.
85.99
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
29 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 1-1-10-8-1.
30.82
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
30 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 5-1-1-5-9.
5.62
3
The Coaster The Pucks
33 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-11-9-11-3.
86.64
4
Wide Load The Pucks
28 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 8-9-5-5-1.
11.33
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 15-16-14-16-7.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
38 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 14-15-10-16-12.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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