Derby · Season 2 · Round 28
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Floppy Joe survives to win
Floppy Joe took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Damp Kevin finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:05.950 | — | 1 | 0 | 11 | 9.0 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:08.875 | +2.93 | 3 | +1 | 9 | 9.3 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:10.400 | +4.45 | 4 | +1 | 7 | 9.4 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:10.942 | +4.99 | 2 | -2 | 13 | 9.5 |
| 5 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:18.392 | +12.44 | 14 | +9 | 30 | 10.5 |
| 6 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:18.675 | +12.73 | 13 | +7 | 35 | 10.8 |
| 7 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:21.958 | +16.01 | 10 | +3 | 35 | 10.4 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:24.708 | +18.76 | 6 | -2 | 28 | 9.5 |
| 9 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:25.133 | +19.18 | 5 | -4 | 21 | 9.7 |
| 10 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:25.675 | +19.73 | 11 | +1 | 43 | 9.9 |
| 11 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:27.633 | +21.68 | 8 | -3 | 16 | 9.5 |
| 12 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:28.525 | +22.58 | 12 | 0 | 28 | 10.3 |
| 13 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:29.600 | +23.65 | 9 | -4 | 41 | 10.2 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 9.1 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 11 | 9.9 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 9.8 |
5.100
Tender Greg is losing bits.
10.050
Damp Kevin is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-15-7-6-5.
16.400
Tender Greg goes to the front.
22.642
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
28.000
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 9-2-4-13-8.
33.900
Yolk goes to the front.
38.575
Up it goes.
43.900
Yolk takes the lead.
50.050
Look at Tube Sock go. Recent finishes: 6-7-5-8-5.
55.892
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 9-2-4-13-8.
1:00.708
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-4-6.
1:07.383
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
1:15.825
Stripped to the shell.
1:21.092
It is coming apart now.
1:26.492
And that is Tender Greg finished.
1:32.175
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
1:36.550
Oh, that is a big one.
1:41.592
The Coaster is airborne!
1:45.808
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:50.675
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:55.550
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
1:57.592
Yolk will not be back.
2:03.233
Up it goes.
2:08.883
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
2:13.875
There is nothing left of it.
2:19.067
That is Lil Nugget taking Radiator with them.
2:26.900
The Coaster leaves something behind.
2:32.408
Extraordinary scenes.
2:43.325
Last lap.
2:51.508
That is a long way off the ground.
2:56.858
And it all goes wrong.
3:01.117
They felt that in the back row.
3:02.950
Floppy Joe is coming to the flag.
3:05.950
Floppy Joe takes it!
3:11.433
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
3:17.467
The Coaster leaves something behind.
3:24.933
Sweaty Gerald has nothing left on it.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 22.392 | Yolk 22.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 44.150 | Yolk 21.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 1:06.475 | Yolk 22.325 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 1:31.567 | Damp Kevin 22.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 1:55.900 | Floppy Joe 22.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 2:20.433 | Wide Load 22.592 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 2:43.325 | Tube Sock 22.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 3:05.950 | Floppy Joe 22.625 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 20 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 22 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-15-16-14-16.
219.30
Course preview
8 sections · 143 m
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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