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Derby · Season 2 · Round 31

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Stubbs finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:43.500 — 4 +3 17 10.4
2 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:44.183 +0.68 9 +7 35 11.5
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:44.350 +0.85 3 0 16 10.6
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.950 +2.45 11 +7 35 12.3
5 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:46.883 +3.38 13 +8 39 12.2
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:48.267 +4.77 2 -4 18 10.3
7 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:49.917 +6.42 1 -6 20 10.7
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:50.592 +7.09 14 +6 40 11.2
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:58.917 +15.42 10 +1 40 11.6
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:01.742 +18.24 7 -3 29 10.7
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -6 27 10.8
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +3 23 11.2
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -7 13 10.5
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 13 10.5
— Gravy FELL LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -3 16 20.8
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 11 10.7
2.433
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 4-9-2-4-13.
7.775
Look at the state of it.
12.208
Custard is airborne!
18.825
Custard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-5-4-4-8.
24.242
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 6-3-3-3-3.
28.567
There goes a piece of Yolk. Recent finishes: 4-9-2-4-13.
33.667
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
41.050
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 5-12-7-5-4.
46.850
There goes a piece of Yolk.
51.217
That has come off.
56.600
The Coaster is airborne!
1:01.075
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:10.050
It is unravelling for Gravy.
1:16.192
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:18.133
That is Radiator taking Yolk with them.
1:22.692
Gravy is airborne!
1:27.308
Radiator is losing bits.
1:32.575
That has come off.
1:37.033
Radiator has nothing left on it.
1:42.617
And it all goes wrong.
1:50.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:54.267
There is nothing left of it.
1:59.250
Stubbs goes to the front.
2:04.375
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:08.700
And that is Radiator finished.
2:13.267
That was always going to happen.
2:18.708
That is a long way off the ground.
2:26.242
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:31.275
That has come off.
2:35.792
You do not see that every day.
2:42.117
And it all goes wrong.
2:46.358
Up it goes.
2:51.408
That is a long way off the ground.
2:56.675
That is a long way off the ground.
3:00.992
That is real damage.
3:02.492
That is Sweaty Gerald taking Refried Ron with them.
3:10.950
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:12.450
That is Big Randy taking Custard with them.
3:17.300
Tube Sock goes to the front.
3:22.775
Oh, that is a big one.
3:24.725
This is the last of it.
3:29.000
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
3:33.242
Absolute carnage.
3:36.600
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
3:40.500
Tube Sock is coming to the flag.
3:43.500
Tube Sock takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 16.775 Old Gristle 16.775
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 32.558 The Coaster 15.775
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 52.558 Custard 17.075
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:12.008 Stubbs 18.534
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:27.717 Old Gristle 15.709
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:48.075 Wide Load 18.150
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:08.833 Stubbs 17.075
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:23.792 Old Gristle 14.959
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:43.875 Tube Sock 18.259
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:04.950 Big Randy 18.017
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:24.725 The Coaster 16.292
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:43.500 Wide Load 18.100
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 19 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 24 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
42 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 1-9-5-4-2.
24.22
7
Long John The Noodles
32 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-5-6-5-3.
6.05
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
40 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-8-2-6-10.
4.54
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
41 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 5-5-4-4-2.
6.43
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 10-6-9-11-13.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.7. Last five: 13-10-13-14-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
29 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.4. Last five: 2-5-4-7-2.
11.71
4
Radiator Basement Heat
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 12-12-13-13-16.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
32 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 9-16-4-2-12.
92.21
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
35 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-7-6-7-6.
45.49
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
43 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 1-4-3-2-1.
4.23
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
32 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-6-7-1-1.
62.87
3
The Coaster The Pucks
33 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-11-9-11-3.
111.83
4
Wide Load The Pucks
32 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 5-1-1-1-8.
6.06
21
Custard The Soft Boys
34 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-10-4-1-12.
96.83
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
40 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 14-16-14-15-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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