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Derby · Season 2 · Round 34

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Tube Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:37.608 — 12 +11 29 10.9
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.117 +6.51 4 +2 5 9.6
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.800 +9.19 3 0 5 9.9
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:49.200 +11.59 14 +10 32 10.8
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.750 +22.14 7 +2 18 9.8
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -4 5 9.6
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +4 25 10.6
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +8 20 10.3
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -1 12 9.8
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +5 12 10.3
— Puck Yeah FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.1
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Long John has left. Recent finishes: 6-4-7-8-8.
6.000
Old Gristle goes to the front.
15.508
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-12-6-4-4.
20.050
It is unravelling for The Unit.
29.692
Stubbs is going nowhere.
37.608
Oh, that is a big one.
41.950
A new leader — Old Gristle. Career record: 19 wins from 76, average finish 3.9.
47.667
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-15-1-1-1.
51.967
You do not see that every day.
58.308
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:05.425
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-12-6-4-4.
1:09.783
Stripped to the shell.
1:16.467
Squish leaves something behind.
1:29.475
They will not want to see that again.
1:33.908
Up it goes.
1:35.408
Tender Greg is out, and Second Sock did it.
1:41.458
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere.
1:51.817
Up it goes.
1:56.667
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:06.450
Radiator will not take much more.
2:13.775
That has come off.
2:16.692
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:28.692
And it all goes wrong.
2:37.267
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:46.958
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere.
2:59.017
Chunk leaves something behind.
3:00.517
Squish is out.
3:05.892
That is a long way off the ground.
3:13.617
Chunk is in trouble.
3:17.925
And that is Chunk finished.
3:19.550
One to go.
3:26.542
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:34.608
Old Gristle has it.
3:37.608
It is Old Gristle!
3:46.925
Look at the state of it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 16.442 Old Gristle 16.442
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 34.775 Squish 17.858
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 53.617 Chunk 17.650
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:07.808 Old Gristle 14.191
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:26.175 Chunk 17.941
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:43.300 Old Gristle 17.125
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:04.158 Chunk 18.466
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:24.208 Squish 17.825
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:43.525 Wide Load 17.741
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:03.633 Tube Sock 18.450
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:19.550 Old Gristle 15.917
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:37.608 Wide Load 17.867
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-8-8-3-5.
8.61
1
Big Randy The Noodles
42 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 1-9-5-4-2.
31.13
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
32 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 5-2-3-3-15.
5.24
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
42 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-5-5-4-4.
4.22
22
Butter Bean The Beans
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-12-9-9-3.
128.73
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 10-6-9-11-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
31 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-13-2-5-4.
14.78
4
Radiator Basement Heat
43 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 11-9-12-12-13.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
42 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-7-2-10-10.
104.33
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
35 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 10-6-12-9-16.
119.02
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
33 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 3-12-9-11-9.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
45 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-1-1-4-3.
2.77
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
39 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 11-15-15-15-11.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
35 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 9-9-3-5-1.
10.12
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
40 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-16-15.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
30 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 5-11-7-11-12.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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