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Derby · Season 2 · Round 35

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Second Sock wins at Kidney Flats

Second Sock took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Tube Sock finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:28.867 — 4 +3 2 10.7
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:32.233 +3.37 3 +1 4 10.5
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:32.308 +3.44 13 +10 28 12.4
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:32.858 +3.99 2 -2 1 10.4
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:33.817 +4.95 1 -4 4 10.5
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:36.350 +7.48 10 +4 30 12.1
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:38.008 +9.14 9 +2 28 11.9
8 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.392 +9.53 12 +4 27 11.9
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.067 +10.20 15 +6 20 11.3
10 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:42.625 +13.76 11 +1 24 10.8
11 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:44.517 +15.65 6 -5 12 10.6
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:45.542 +16.68 8 -4 11 10.4
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:45.608 +16.74 5 -8 15 10.7
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:46.175 +17.31 7 -7 11 10.4
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 18 12.0
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 9 11.1
3.525
Pilot Light is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-8-7-8-4.
9.133
Custard leaves something behind.
20.050
Lil Nugget is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-3-5-14-3.
24.700
Lil Nugget takes the lead.
29.700
Gravy goes to the front. Career record: 17 wins from 70, average finish 3.9.
40.050
Thick Rick is on the move. Recent finishes: 3-7-5-6-3.
49.833
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 7-4-12-6-4.
54.850
They will not want to see that again.
56.350
That is Floppy Joe taking Tender Greg with them.
1:01.133
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:14.800
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
1:19.592
That is a long way off the ground.
1:25.483
And it all goes wrong.
1:32.525
Look at the state of it.
1:39.850
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
1:47.267
Up it goes.
1:52.533
There is nothing left of it.
1:57.200
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
2:05.733
Puck Yeah is in trouble.
2:13.300
Extraordinary scenes.
2:15.608
Puck Yeah is out.
2:21.050
That has come off.
2:27.108
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
2:34.267
The Coaster is losing bits.
2:39.317
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:43.858
Gravy is airborne!
2:48.750
Up it goes.
2:56.125
They will not want to see that again.
3:03.058
Oh, that is a big one.
3:04.558
Last lap.
3:08.767
Custard is losing bits.
3:13.100
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:25.867
Second Sock is coming to the flag.
3:26.150
It is coming apart now.
3:28.867
Second Sock wins the derby.
3:44.525
And it all goes wrong.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Lil Nugget 25.775 Lil Nugget 25.775
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 51.908 Thick Rick 24.283
The Hairpin Clay The Coaster 1:17.817 The Coaster 24.384
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:44.942 Puck Yeah 24.817
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:09.933 Puck Yeah 24.591
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:37.650 Lil Nugget 25.608
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:03.217 Thick Rick 24.833
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:28.867 The Coaster 25.341
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 13 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 18 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 24 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 25 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-4-4-13-9.
99.40
1
Big Randy The Noodles
42 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 1-9-5-4-2.
16.49
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
42 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-5-5-4-4.
5.03
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
33 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-5-2-3-3.
3.95
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
40 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 14-10-6-9-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
39 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-12-9-9-3.
116.87
1
The Unit Basement Heat
31 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-13-2-5-4.
19.78
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 15-13-14-16-16.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
36 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-8-7-6-7.
27.11
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
42 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-7-2-10-10.
109.69
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
46 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-4-1-1-4.
2.28
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
35 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-5-1-14-6.
22.11
3
The Coaster The Pucks
36 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-15-10-8-11.
109.79
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
40 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 10-11-15-15-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
34 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-10-4-1-12.
60.17
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
40 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-16-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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