Derby · Season 2 · Round 36
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win
Big Randy took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Second Sock finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:19.025 | — | 1 | 0 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.917 | +0.89 | 4 | +2 | 17 | 10.8 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:22.350 | +3.33 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:23.083 | +4.06 | 2 | -2 | 7 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:32.633 | +13.61 | 5 | 0 | 29 | 10.7 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:34.208 | +15.18 | 8 | +2 | 22 | 10.8 |
| 7 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:45.642 | +26.62 | 9 | +2 | 44 | 11.3 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 36 | 11.7 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +1 | 35 | 12.1 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +4 | 24 | 12.2 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +1 | 30 | 12.1 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -1 | 24 | 12.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 18 | 11.6 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 11 | 10.0 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 10 | 11.5 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-1-10-2-2.
10.050
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 4-6-4-4-4.
14.675
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-3-5-14-3.
20.050
A new leader — Slapper. Career record: 33 wins from 75, average finish 3.3.
24.317
You do not see that every day.
30.050
Chunk is on the move.
34.250
Crawlspace is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-5-8-7-8.
40.050
Second Sock is on the move.
44.933
There goes a piece of Squish.
48.625
That is Tube Sock taking Tender Greg with them.
53.600
The Coaster goes to the front.
58.458
Big Randy leaves something behind.
1:05.783
That has come off.
1:10.317
You do not see that every day.
1:16.500
Chunk goes to the front.
1:20.900
Stubbs leaves something behind.
1:27.900
A new leader — Gravy.
1:33.617
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:35.133
Squish is out.
1:40.050
Absolute carnage.
1:44.583
Stripped to the shell.
1:50.050
Chunk is on the move.
1:55.583
Up it goes.
2:00.092
Refried Ron is out.
2:07.858
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:14.158
Second Sock is losing bits.
2:18.467
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:22.900
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
2:24.400
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:25.900
That is Big Randy taking The Coaster with them.
2:31.217
That was always going to happen.
2:35.542
Stripped to the shell.
2:39.850
That was always going to happen.
2:45.208
Up it goes.
2:47.117
Stubbs will not be back.
2:57.342
This is the last of it.
3:01.750
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
3:07.500
You do not see that every day.
3:16.025
Big Randy is coming to the flag.
3:18.392
Oh, that is a big one.
3:19.892
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:21.392
It is Big Randy!
3:34.167
Crawlspace will not take much more.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Slapper | 20.900 | Slapper 20.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 42.650 | Stubbs 20.208 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:05.858 | Gravy 21.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:29.225 | Big Randy 20.284 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 1:50.767 | Chunk 20.009 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 2:14.025 | The Coaster 20.317 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 2:36.125 | Floppy Joe 20.608 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 2:57.342 | Big Randy 21.217 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 3:19.025 | Floppy Joe 21.225 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 16 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 18 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 15-13-14-16-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-16-10-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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38m
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11m
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8m
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11m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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