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Derby · Season 2 · Round 38

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win

The Heel took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:04.292 — 3 +2 7 9.0
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:07.433 +3.14 1 -1 8 9.7
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:12.092 +7.80 2 -1 8 9.7
4 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:12.792 +8.50 15 +11 17 10.1
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:12.867 +8.58 16 +11 19 10.1
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:13.475 +9.18 4 -2 11 9.2
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:20.717 +16.43 7 0 21 9.8
8 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:23.358 +19.07 14 +6 32 10.5
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:24.567 +20.28 6 -3 11 9.4
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:24.750 +20.46 8 -2 13 9.1
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:26.583 +22.29 10 -1 37 10.5
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:28.958 +24.67 5 -7 17 9.4
13 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:29.042 +24.75 9 -4 38 10.4
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -2 31 11.1
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -4 25 10.2
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 25 10.8
5.850
Custard goes to the front. Career record: 0 wins from 78, average finish 6.0.
10.050
Squish is losing places.
17.433
The Coaster leaves something behind.
22.275
Custard leaves something behind.
29.092
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-2-2.
37.200
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
44.883
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 5-3-5-3-3.
50.050
The Coaster is losing places.
57.125
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-2-2.
1:01.817
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:07.050
There is nothing left of it.
1:11.575
Squish leaves something behind.
1:17.075
Slapper is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-2.
1:25.925
Custard is losing bits.
1:32.725
Oh, that is a big one.
1:37.942
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:43.500
The Kidney leaves something behind.
1:53.292
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:01.117
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:08.233
There is nothing protecting Slapper now.
2:14.858
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
2:19.450
That was always going to happen.
2:23.833
Look at the state of it.
2:29.525
Extraordinary scenes.
2:34.400
Slapper is out.
2:37.342
Gravy is out.
2:41.658
This is the last of it.
2:45.983
You do not see that every day.
2:50.525
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:55.500
Chunk is in trouble.
3:00.825
Thick Rick is airborne!
3:01.292
Here comes The Heel.
3:04.292
The Heel takes it!
3:11.942
Chunk is out, and The Unit did it.
3:19.433
Look at the state of it.
3:25.767
Honey Mustard is airborne!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 22.433 Custard 22.433
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 47.158 The Heel 22.716
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:09.783 The Heel 22.625
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:32.208 Chunk 22.408
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:55.192 Squish 21.142
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:18.025 The Heel 22.833
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:41.658 Long John 22.384
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:04.292 The Heel 22.634
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 9 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 21 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 24 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 24 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
38 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.9. Last five: 6-10-4-3-8.
4.61
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
28 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-1-12-4-4.
36.68
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
29 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 2-4-6-10-6.
5.05
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
44 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 7-3-7-5-5.
3.10
6
The Kidney The Beans
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 11-14-13-8-11.
180.21
22
Butter Bean The Beans
40 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-12-12-9-9.
67.93
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
41 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-12-11-8-7.
54.50
1
The Unit Basement Heat
31 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-13-2-5-4.
9.51
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
39 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-5-13-5-8.
25.12
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
34 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 2-14-10-9-4.
23.34
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
36 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 4-7-5-1-14.
18.22
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
34 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-3-12-9-11.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
37 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-14-11-6-5.
48.95
3
The Coaster The Pucks
39 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 3-1-6-6-15.
31.13
21
Custard The Soft Boys
34 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-10-4-1-12.
28.83
2
Squish The Soft Boys
32 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 13-9-5-11-7.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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