Derby · Season 2 · Round 43
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Big Randy finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:05.250 | — | 14 | +13 | 47 | 13.3 |
| 2 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:18.392 | +13.14 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 11.0 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:18.558 | +13.31 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 10.8 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:19.567 | +14.32 | 4 | 0 | 19 | 11.0 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:19.592 | +14.34 | 1 | -4 | 11 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:37.933 | +32.68 | 9 | +3 | 54 | 11.8 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -1 | 31 | 11.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -3 | 22 | 11.6 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +2 | 31 | 13.0 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 31 | 12.8 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 26 | 12.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -2 | 26 | 12.3 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 21 | 11.7 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -2 | 19 | 12.8 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 15 | 10.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 12 | 10.8 |
2.100
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 2 wins from 78, average finish 5.9.
6.575
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-16-8-1-3.
10.992
Oh, that is a big one.
15.650
There goes a piece of The Heel.
20.050
Gravy is coming through.
24.800
Chunk is airborne!
30.050
Custard is coming through.
34.700
There goes a piece of Squish.
40.050
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 8-14-4-3-4.
45.800
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 3-6-2-2-3.
50.050
Gravy is coming through. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-2-2.
54.708
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
59.617
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:01.117
Pilot Light will not be back.
1:07.583
Up it goes.
1:12.783
Crawlspace has nothing left on it.
1:17.183
Oh, that is a big one.
1:19.133
And that is Chunk finished.
1:22.867
Crawlspace is out, and Tube Sock did it.
1:29.742
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:32.258
And that is Squish finished.
1:37.550
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:41.958
That is Long John taking Honey Mustard with them.
1:46.817
Extraordinary scenes.
1:49.958
Custard will not be back.
1:54.925
Up it goes.
1:59.325
It is coming apart now.
2:04.292
The Coaster has nothing left on it.
2:07.983
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:10.408
The Coaster is out.
2:17.458
Wide Load is losing bits.
2:25.092
Wide Load is airborne!
2:29.708
Absolute carnage.
2:33.717
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:44.817
Oh, that is a big one.
2:49.558
One to go.
2:53.575
Tube Sock has put The Kidney out.
2:58.150
Oh, that is a big one.
3:02.250
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:04.467
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:05.967
It is Wide Load!
3:13.008
Stubbs is losing bits.
3:27.133
There is nothing left of it.
3:33.433
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 14.967 | The Coaster 14.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 29.100 | Stubbs 12.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 43.883 | Honey Mustard 12.816 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 57.342 | Gravy 13.459 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:13.367 | Chunk 15.241 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:28.783 | Wide Load 12.408 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:42.975 | Gravy 14.192 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:00.017 | Wide Load 14.975 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:18.417 | The Kidney 15.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:35.767 | The Kidney 16.058 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:49.558 | Wide Load 13.791 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 3:05.250 | Stubbs 14.033 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 15 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 23 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.3. Last five: 12-15-13-14-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
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Smooth Descent
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35m
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Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
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A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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