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Derby · Season 2 · Round 45

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Tube Sock wins at Kidney Flats

Tube Sock took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Second Sock finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:28.533 — 4 +3 1 10.5
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:32.092 +3.56 3 +1 2 10.6
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:33.000 +4.47 13 +10 20 11.5
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:33.450 +4.92 11 +7 32 12.3
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:34.417 +5.88 9 +4 28 11.7
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:34.867 +6.33 14 +8 18 11.4
7 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 3:35.200 +6.67 16 +9 11 11.5
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:35.267 +6.73 2 -6 2 10.4
9 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:35.333 +6.80 1 -8 2 10.8
10 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.800 +10.27 12 +2 34 11.6
11 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.183 +10.65 15 +4 18 11.4
12 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:41.292 +12.76 10 -2 41 11.7
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:42.600 +14.07 8 -5 11 10.7
14 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:45.217 +16.68 5 -9 10 10.8
15 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:45.825 +17.29 6 -9 15 10.7
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -9 12 10.7
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
9.542
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald. Recent finishes: 11-7-4-11-5.
19.800
A new leader — Wide Load.
28.108
Wide Load is airborne!
33.175
That has come off. Recent finishes: 16-1-1-2-2.
38.208
Look at the state of it.
50.050
Look at Honey Mustard go. Recent finishes: 3-3-3-6-2.
55.550
Squish is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-5-4-8-14.
1:01.433
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:10.050
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-2-8-11-1.
1:16.250
That was always going to happen.
1:22.358
That is a long way off the ground.
1:30.900
Yolk takes the lead.
1:38.717
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:48.658
That is a long way off the ground.
1:53.583
Chunk is airborne!
1:57.867
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
2:02.700
That has come off.
2:12.867
Chunk is losing bits.
2:17.175
Up it goes.
2:22.042
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:27.842
Oh, that is a big one.
2:34.050
Tube Sock takes the lead.
2:39.825
Gravy is airborne!
2:44.875
And it all goes wrong.
2:49.325
The Kidney is losing bits.
2:56.033
Stripped to the shell.
3:02.958
This is the last of it.
3:08.183
Up it goes.
3:12.708
That has come off.
3:20.050
They felt that in the back row.
3:22.967
Pilot Light is out.
3:25.533
Here comes Tube Sock.
3:28.533
Tube Sock takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Wide Load 24.817 Wide Load 24.817
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 51.792 Gravy 25.208
The Hairpin Clay Wide Load 1:16.625 The Coaster 23.759
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 1:44.992 Tube Sock 26.092
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:11.667 The Coaster 25.442
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:37.667 Thick Rick 24.042
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:02.958 Honey Mustard 24.909
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:28.533 Tube Sock 25.575
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 29 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
31 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 4-5-7-11-1.
39.62
1
Big Randy The Noodles
49 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 11-1-4-6-3.
14.18
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
39 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 4-2-1-3-1.
2.49
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
50 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-3-2-2-4.
2.43
6
The Kidney The Beans
35 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 11-14-13-8-11.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
49 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 14-5-13-16-11.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
38 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.4. Last five: 16-15-12-15-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
44 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-6-6-9-12.
105.18
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
43 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 6-7-8-9-8.
32.24
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
35 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-2-14-10-9.
27.78
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
42 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 1-12-8-9-16.
42.13
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
38 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 9-11-7-13-14.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
44 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-10-3-14-5.
43.38
4
Wide Load The Pucks
41 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-12-8-2-2.
10.24
2
Squish The Soft Boys
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 14-8-15-10-13.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
46 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 16-14-15-11-13.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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