Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 2 · Round 47

The Crucible

Crossbones Field · The Crucible · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Uphill section Steep banking
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took The Crucible for the The Wet Socks. Butter Bean finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.242 3 +2 25 10.6
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:54.933 +8.69 5 +3 38 10.3
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 4:04.192 +17.95 9 +6 45 11.1
Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 +3 25 10.6
Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -3 23 11.1
The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks 4 -2 13 10.7
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +9 17 10.5
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -2 24 9.8
Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks 14 +5 23 10.6
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +3 20 11.2
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 0 19 10.9
Crooked Pete RUNNING NOO The Noodles 1 -11 9 10.2
Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 10 -3 16 11.2
Yolk RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys 15 +1 10 11.3
Radiator RUNNING HEA Basement Heat 8 -7 10 10.6
Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol 12 -4 2 10.7
2.558
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
7.125
You do not see that every day.
11.650
They will not want to see that again.
16.642
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 5-7-5-6-8.
22.892
The Coaster is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-2-8-11-1.
27.600
The Coaster takes the lead.
31.967
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
36.708
Absolute carnage.
41.400
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-15-2-1-7.
45.683
Stubbs is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-3-2-5-6.
50.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 5-5-9-6-6.
55.267
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
59.667
They will not want to see that again.
1:04.150
Crooked Pete has stalled.
1:09.692
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:16.258
Absolute carnage.
1:21.783
And that is Chunk finished.
1:27.400
There is nothing left of it.
1:29.275
That is Tube Sock taking The Coaster with them.
1:34.450
The Heel takes the lead.
1:38.733
Stripped to the shell.
1:44.058
Stripped to the shell.
1:49.308
The Heel is in trouble.
1:54.500
Tube Sock is losing bits.
1:58.450
The Kidney is out, and Crooked Pete did it.
2:04.275
Stopped, and in the way.
2:07.900
The Heel is out.
2:09.400
And that is Squish finished.
2:14.117
There is nothing left of it.
2:21.033
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:28.533
Up it goes.
2:35.800
Crawlspace takes the lead.
2:40.642
That is real damage.
2:48.575
That has come off.
2:50.925
And that is Big Randy finished.
3:03.058
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:14.833
That has come off.
3:16.958
This is the last of it.
3:21.625
They will not want to see that again.
3:29.167
Oh, that is a big one.
3:33.100
Crawlspace is out, and Gravy did it.
3:43.242
Tube Sock has it.
3:46.242
It is Tube Sock!
3:50.442
That is a long way off the ground.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Stubbs 25.433 Stubbs 25.433
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 55.400 Tube Sock 27.084
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:22.508 Squish 26.567
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:49.375 The Heel 26.867
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:19.858 Thick Rick 27.675
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 2:47.325 Crawlspace 27.300
Smooth Descent Clay Crawlspace 3:16.958 Butter Bean 28.583
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:46.242 Butter Bean 28.850
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/2 16
2 BEA The Beans 10 1/2 14
3 NUG The Nuggets 16 1/2 12
4 NOO The Noodles 17 0/2 10
5 HEA Basement Heat 19 0/2 8
6 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 6
7 SFT The Soft Boys 21 0/2 4
8 LMP Lump Patrol 27 0/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-13-5-15-2.
89.55
1
Big Randy The Noodles
49 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 11-1-4-6-3.
10.61
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
51 starts, 4 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 6-2-3-2-2.
1.86
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
30 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-2-4-6-10.
4.46
22
Butter Bean The Beans
46 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 9-5-11-13-2.
34.10
6
The Kidney The Beans
36 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 12-11-14-13-8.
186.23
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
45 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-13-6-6-9.
41.42
4
Radiator Basement Heat
50 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 9-13-14-12-15.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
44 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-6-7-8-9.
26.31
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
41 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 9-14-12-2-6.
42.38
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
39 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.3. Last five: 14-9-11-7-13.
151.97
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
43 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-1-12-8-9.
74.24
3
The Coaster The Pucks
45 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-8-10-3-14.
48.95
4
Wide Load The Pucks
41 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-12-8-2-2.
9.18
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
46 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.0. Last five: 16-14-15-11-13.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
37 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 5-14-8-15-10.
219.30

Course preview

9 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
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10m ↓15°
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4m ↓11°
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4m ↑11°
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57m ↓15°
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10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

Crossbones with a hill cut into the approach — the two nastiest ideas in the sport bolted together on purpose. Eight laps, a junction taken twice a lap, and a climb a damaged Chunkle simply does not get up. This is the championship, and it has never once been won by anything still wearing half its rind. They present the trophy at the top of the hill, which most of the field never reaches, and the engraver is kept on standby because the winner is rarely in a fit state to spell its own name.

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