Derby · Season 2 · Round 47
The Crucible
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win
Tube Sock took The Crucible for the The Wet Socks. Butter Bean finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.242 | — | 3 | +2 | 25 | 10.6 |
| 2 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:54.933 | +8.69 | 5 | +3 | 38 | 10.3 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 4:04.192 | +17.95 | 9 | +6 | 45 | 11.1 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | +3 | 25 | 10.6 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -3 | 23 | 11.1 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -2 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +9 | 17 | 10.5 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -2 | 24 | 9.8 |
| — | Wide Load RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 23 | 10.6 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 20 | 11.2 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | 0 | 19 | 10.9 |
| — | Crooked Pete RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 9 | 10.2 |
| — | Stubbs RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -3 | 16 | 11.2 |
| — | Yolk RUNNING | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 10 | 11.3 |
| — | Radiator RUNNING | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 10 | 10.6 |
| — | Gravy RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -4 | 2 | 10.7 |
2.558
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
7.125
You do not see that every day.
11.650
They will not want to see that again.
16.642
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 5-7-5-6-8.
22.892
The Coaster is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-2-8-11-1.
27.600
The Coaster takes the lead.
31.967
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
36.708
Absolute carnage.
41.400
Chunk is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-15-2-1-7.
45.683
Stubbs is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-3-2-5-6.
50.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 5-5-9-6-6.
55.267
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
59.667
They will not want to see that again.
1:04.150
Crooked Pete has stalled.
1:09.692
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:16.258
Absolute carnage.
1:21.783
And that is Chunk finished.
1:27.400
There is nothing left of it.
1:29.275
That is Tube Sock taking The Coaster with them.
1:34.450
The Heel takes the lead.
1:38.733
Stripped to the shell.
1:44.058
Stripped to the shell.
1:49.308
The Heel is in trouble.
1:54.500
Tube Sock is losing bits.
1:58.450
The Kidney is out, and Crooked Pete did it.
2:04.275
Stopped, and in the way.
2:07.900
The Heel is out.
2:09.400
And that is Squish finished.
2:14.117
There is nothing left of it.
2:21.033
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:28.533
Up it goes.
2:35.800
Crawlspace takes the lead.
2:40.642
That is real damage.
2:48.575
That has come off.
2:50.925
And that is Big Randy finished.
3:03.058
Crawlspace is losing bits.
3:14.833
That has come off.
3:16.958
This is the last of it.
3:21.625
They will not want to see that again.
3:29.167
Oh, that is a big one.
3:33.100
Crawlspace is out, and Gravy did it.
3:43.242
Tube Sock has it.
3:46.242
It is Tube Sock!
3:50.442
That is a long way off the ground.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 25.433 | Stubbs 25.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 55.400 | Tube Sock 27.084 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 1:22.508 | Squish 26.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 1:49.375 | The Heel 26.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 2:19.858 | Thick Rick 27.675 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crawlspace | 2:47.325 | Crawlspace 27.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crawlspace | 3:16.958 | Butter Bean 28.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 3:46.242 | Butter Bean 28.850 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 1/2 | 16 |
| 2 | The Beans | 10 | 1/2 | 14 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 16 | 1/2 | 12 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 0/2 | 10 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 19 | 0/2 | 8 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 19 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 8 | Lump Patrol | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
9 sections · 161 m
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Crossbones with a hill cut into the approach — the two nastiest ideas in the sport bolted together on purpose. Eight laps, a junction taken twice a lap, and a climb a damaged Chunkle simply does not get up. This is the championship, and it has never once been won by anything still wearing half its rind. They present the trophy at the top of the hill, which most of the field never reaches, and the engraver is kept on standby because the winner is rarely in a fit state to spell its own name.
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