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Derby · Season 2 · Round 5

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Tube Sock finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:29.500 — 13 +12 32 11.8
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:29.883 +0.38 4 +2 1 10.5
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:30.675 +1.18 1 -2 1 10.6
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:31.442 +1.94 3 -1 2 10.3
5 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:32.925 +3.43 2 -3 2 10.6
6 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.875 +5.38 12 +6 27 12.3
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:35.483 +5.98 10 +3 29 11.8
8 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:36.592 +7.09 11 +3 35 12.6
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:37.225 +7.73 9 0 36 11.5
10 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:42.725 +13.23 6 -4 16 10.1
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:44.475 +14.98 7 -4 11 10.9
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:45.950 +16.45 8 -4 12 10.2
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:48.442 +18.94 5 -8 8 10.4
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 0 19 11.3
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 12 11.9
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 11 11.0
3.875
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 13-5-9-7-6.
10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
20.050
Absolute carnage.
24.367
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 16-3-7-4-2.
30.050
Look at Lil Nugget go. Recent finishes: 16-3-7-4-2.
34.767
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
45.092
That has come off.
50.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
54.258
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
55.758
That is Gravy taking Tender Greg with them.
1:00.050
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 10-2-10-3-16.
1:10.050
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 2-1-6-1-1.
1:14.833
And it all goes wrong.
1:19.325
Yolk is losing bits.
1:25.267
Yolk is in trouble.
1:29.175
Yolk is out, and Big Randy did it.
1:37.050
The Coaster takes the lead.
1:43.575
Gravy is airborne!
1:51.025
They felt that in the back row.
1:58.158
Oh, that is a big one.
2:04.800
There is nothing left of it.
2:11.583
Puck Yeah is out, and The Coaster did it.
2:15.942
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:20.892
There goes a piece of Radiator.
2:36.483
There is nothing left of it.
2:42.075
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:47.383
There goes a piece of Gravy.
2:51.633
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
3:02.067
Radiator has nothing left on it.
3:03.567
One to go.
3:09.417
Oh, that is a big one.
3:13.650
Oh, that is a big one.
3:23.908
That is real damage.
3:26.500
The Coaster is coming to the flag.
3:28.000
Nothing in it!
3:29.500
The Coaster takes it!
3:42.750
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 23.767 Old Gristle 23.767
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 50.125 Puck Yeah 24.275
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 1:16.950 Gravy 24.400
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:42.567 The Coaster 24.392
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:10.025 Old Gristle 25.658
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:36.142 Long John 24.575
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:02.450 The Coaster 24.233
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:29.500 Tube Sock 25.300
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
24 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-6-4-3-6.
4.79
1
Big Randy The Noodles
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 15-3-10-6-5.
27.74
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
28 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-7-4-8.
4.28
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
28 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-2-3-5-7.
5.05
5
Refried Ron The Beans
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.6. Last five: 10-15-16-9-8.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.7. Last five: 6-11-14-11-10.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-13-6-10-10.
86.21
4
Radiator Basement Heat
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-13-14-14-10.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-7-8-7-11.
78.61
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-9-14-4-3.
43.02
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-2-5-8-15.
81.73
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
30 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-4-2-9-1.
2.58
3
The Coaster The Pucks
21 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-4-11-12-13.
93.57
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
22 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 15-13-16-9-15.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.8. Last five: 7-15-10-11-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-14-14.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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