Derby · Season 2 · Round 7
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Old Gristle finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:26.175 | — | 12 | +11 | 34 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:31.342 | +5.17 | 11 | +9 | 44 | 12.6 |
| 3 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:34.192 | +8.02 | 9 | +6 | 61 | 11.8 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.842 | +18.67 | 3 | -1 | 56 | 10.5 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:53.958 | +27.78 | 6 | +1 | 64 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:58.350 | +32.18 | 10 | +4 | 48 | 12.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +7 | 18 | 11.9 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +5 | 26 | 12.0 |
| — | Big Randy WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -8 | 19 | 10.7 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -6 | 20 | 10.5 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 14 | 10.3 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -4 | 20 | 9.9 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 14 | 10.1 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 10 | 11.2 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 9.2 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 10.7 |
1.975
The Coaster is losing bits.
6.625
Extraordinary scenes.
11.892
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-4-4-2-3.
16.533
That is a long way off the ground.
22.592
And it all goes wrong.
27.375
Yolk has nothing left on it.
28.875
Yolk is out, and The Heel did it. Recent finishes: 4-3-15-6-4.
30.375
That is Lil Nugget taking Radiator with them.
31.875
Tender Greg is out. Recent finishes: 3-4-6-8-6.
37.708
There is nothing protecting Crawlspace now. Recent finishes: 9-5-7-7-16.
43.775
And that is Refried Ron finished.
50.050
Look at Crooked Pete go.
51.550
Crawlspace will not be back. Recent finishes: 9-5-7-7-16.
53.375
That is Big Randy taking Crooked Pete with them.
56.767
The Heel is out, and Butter Bean did it.
1:01.675
They felt that in the back row.
1:05.675
That is Lil Nugget taking Big Randy with them.
1:09.942
Stripped to the shell.
1:15.042
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:21.917
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:26.575
And that is The Coaster finished.
1:28.833
That is Gravy taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:34.550
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:39.958
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:46.300
Gravy leaves something behind.
1:51.567
That was always going to happen.
1:56.600
Up it goes.
2:02.608
That has come off.
2:08.700
That is a long way off the ground.
2:15.183
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
2:19.925
Up it goes.
2:27.108
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
2:35.525
That has come off.
2:41.775
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:51.033
Up it goes.
3:01.825
Up it goes.
3:04.583
One to go.
3:14.933
Up it goes.
3:21.917
You do not see that every day.
3:23.175
Gravy is coming to the flag.
3:26.175
Gravy takes it!
3:30.800
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 20.133 | Puck Yeah 20.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 42.358 | Gravy 21.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:05.792 | Gravy 22.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:29.458 | Lil Nugget 23.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:52.158 | Old Gristle 22.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:15.608 | Lil Nugget 17.541 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:40.033 | Lil Nugget 21.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:04.583 | Lil Nugget 21.925 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:26.175 | Gravy 21.592 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 15 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 20 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-14-14.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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14m
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Smooth Descent
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8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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38m
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Smooth Descent
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30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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