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Derby · Season 2 · Round 8

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Heel survives to win

The Heel took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Damp Kevin finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:09.283 — 4 +3 6 9.6
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:13.125 +3.84 3 +1 11 9.5
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:14.142 +4.86 2 -1 9 9.4
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:14.942 +5.66 1 -3 11 9.4
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:20.267 +10.98 7 +2 14 9.4
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:21.425 +12.14 13 +7 37 10.9
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:22.850 +13.57 10 +3 46 10.0
8 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:23.542 +14.26 5 -3 11 9.5
9 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:23.892 +14.61 12 +3 37 10.4
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:24.525 +15.24 8 -2 16 9.9
11 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:27.650 +18.37 11 0 31 10.2
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:28.808 +19.53 6 -6 19 9.6
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:29.525 +20.24 9 -4 40 10.4
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 0 28 10.1
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 12 9.6
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 9.9
3.725
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 4-3-4-6-8.
9.650
That is a long way off the ground.
16.200
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-2-16-3-7.
23.925
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 4-3-4-6-8.
30.050
Look at Lil Nugget go. Recent finishes: 3-2-16-3-7.
35.217
Tender Greg has nothing left on it.
40.050
Damp Kevin is coming through. Recent finishes: 6-8-8-3-8.
42.792
That is Slapper taking Tender Greg with them.
47.650
Chunk goes to the front.
53.783
And it all goes wrong.
1:00.050
Look at Long John go.
1:05.417
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:10.050
You do not see that every day.
1:18.783
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:23.400
Thick Rick takes the lead.
1:30.050
Look at Thick Rick go.
1:36.492
Slapper is airborne!
1:39.250
The Unit has put Yolk out.
1:43.500
That is a long way off the ground.
1:50.050
Thick Rick is losing places.
1:57.950
Extraordinary scenes.
2:03.067
Up it goes.
2:15.225
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
2:20.050
Thick Rick is going backwards.
2:24.433
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
2:34.350
Oh, that is a big one.
2:40.808
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
2:46.683
Last lap.
2:55.067
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:00.050
Look at Thick Rick go.
3:06.142
That was always going to happen.
3:06.283
The Heel has it.
3:09.283
It is The Heel!
3:15.633
Chunk is in trouble.
3:24.967
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 23.433 Old Gristle 23.433
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 48.983 The Heel 24.116
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:12.700 Yolk 22.884
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 1:37.900 The Heel 23.342
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:01.642 The Unit 22.592
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:23.808 The Heel 22.166
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:46.683 Thick Rick 22.409
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 3:09.283 Big Randy 22.025
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 20 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 20 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.6. Last five: 15-3-10-6-5.
24.81
7
Long John The Noodles
24 starts, 1 win, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-6-4-3-6.
4.28
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
28 starts, 5 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-7-4-8.
3.82
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
16 starts, 3 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 1-7-1-6-4.
5.43
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.7. Last five: 6-11-14-11-10.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
26 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-16-1-11-9.
95.01
1
The Unit Basement Heat
18 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-12-7-1-2.
16.53
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
26 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-13-6-10-10.
58.68
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-7-8-7-11.
87.05
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
26 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-9-14-4-3.
38.58
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-8-13-10-8.
216.73
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
30 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 1-4-2-9-1.
3.80
3
The Coaster The Pucks
21 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-4-11-12-13.
82.45
8
Slapper The Pucks
25 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-14-3-8-9.
84.75
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
27 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-14-14.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
24 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.8. Last five: 7-15-10-11-14.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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