· Season 4 · Round 14
The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race
FULL TIME
Fairness
Loading the recording
Bringing up the cameras…
auto
Report
Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Boiler Run — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 2:14.150 | — | 15 | +14 | 12 | 11.7 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:18.272 | +4.12 | 11 | +9 | 7 | 11.7 |
| — | The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:18.600 | +4.45 | 5 | +2 | 11 | 11.5 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 2:26.906 | +12.76 | 13 | +9 | 4 | 9.7 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 2:40.528 | +26.38 | 4 | -1 | 10 | 10.4 |
| — | The Unit INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 2:41.044 | +26.89 | 2 | -4 | 7 | 10.0 |
| 7 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 2:43.040 | +28.89 | 6 | -1 | 9 | 10.1 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:46.794 | +32.64 | 14 | +6 | 6 | 10.5 |
| 9 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:47.644 | +33.49 | 1 | -8 | 6 | 10.1 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 2:54.722 | +40.57 | 10 | 0 | 7 | 11.5 |
| — | Yolk INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:12.283 | +58.13 | 7 | -4 | 7 | 10.6 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 3:14.262 | +60.11 | 9 | -3 | 5 | 10.7 |
| — | Tender Greg INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 3:16.289 | +62.14 | 3 | -10 | 5 | 10.8 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:24.289 | +70.14 | 16 | +2 | 3 | 9.0 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:42.399 | +88.25 | 8 | -7 | 10 | 11.0 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 3:49.556 | +95.41 | 12 | -4 | 5 | 9.2 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.017
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-6-1.
8.722
Long John gets hit hard. Averaging 9.4 contacts an event coming in.
12.572
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
16.033
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 4-16-3-16-4.
19.867
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 8-4-8-7-7.
26.783
Absolute carnage.
27.806
The Coaster has it.
30.806
Slapper takes it. Career record: 39 wins from 91, average finish 3.3.
34.233
Yolk is completely off the deck.
38.311
Tube Sock gets air.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Smooth | The Kidney | 1.567 | The Kidney 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 4.617 | The Lieutenant 2.655 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 6.133 | The Coaster 1.439 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 7.961 | The Coaster 1.828 |
| The Drops | Smooth | The Coaster | 9.789 | Stubbs 1.767 |
| Peg Field | Metal | The Coaster | 12.161 | The Lieutenant 1.972 |
| The Pinball Table | Hard | The Coaster | 13.761 | The Lieutenant 1.567 |
| Collision Funnel | Carpet | The Coaster | 15.472 | Slapper 1.694 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 17.717 | The Coaster 2.245 |
| Barrier Run | Metal | The Coaster | 21.033 | The Coaster 3.316 |
| Sweeping Curve | Hard | The Coaster | 22.972 | Slapper 1.917 |
| Bounce Pads | Slick | The Coaster | 25.506 | The Coaster 2.534 |
| S-Bend | Hard | The Coaster | 27.689 | The Coaster 2.183 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 29.867 | The Coaster 2.178 |
| The Funnel | Carpet | The Coaster | 30.806 | The Coaster 0.939 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 18 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared22
Butter Bean
The Beans · HOME
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-10-4-5-12.
53.71
33
Thick Rick
The Nuggets · HOME
82 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 11-3-16-14-3.
40.80
Course preview
50 sections · 743 m
Starting Ramp
Hard
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Smooth Descent
Hard
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Hard
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Hard
9m
↓11°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Hard
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Hard
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Hard
7m
↓8°
Built for full-roster events. Four pinch points, two peg fields and nowhere at all to hide. The boiler itself is in play and always has been: the rulebook lists it under furniture, and the medical staff list it under something else.
On the record
0 callsNobody has committed to anything yet.