Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 4 · Round 26

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Crawlspace finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:34.306 3 +2 13 14.2
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:35.339 +1.03 10 +8 10 13.7
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:36.921 +2.62 8 +5 9 14.0
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:37.611 +3.31 9 +5 5 10.5
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:40.690 +6.38 16 +11 15 11.2
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:43.506 +9.20 6 0 11 15.9
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:45.045 +10.74 1 -6 12 12.8
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:50.938 +16.63 13 +5 12 13.2
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:58.655 +24.35 14 +5 6 18.2
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:09.599 +35.29 7 -3 6 21.7
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:09.978 +35.67 15 +4 5 12.1
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:13.993 +39.69 4 -8 6 18.7
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:16.550 +42.24 5 -8 6 12.7
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:36.183 +61.88 2 -12 1 24.4
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:43.005 +68.70 11 -4 5 14.1
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:47.105 +72.80 12 -4 11 11.4
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.5 contacts an event coming in.
5.767
Chunk has the lead.
9.317
Up goes Gravy. Recent finishes: 2-4-3-1-2.
13.461
Wide Load is out of the race entirely.
16.922
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
20.322
Look at that.
26.811
Up goes Crawlspace. Recent finishes: 8-6-4-3-10.
30.883
Crawlspace is going to win this. Recent finishes: 8-6-4-3-10.
31.078
Absolute carnage.
34.478
It is Damp Kevin! Career record: 1 wins from 95, average finish 6.7.
37.972
Long John finds trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Heel 1.589 Gravy 1.578
Smooth Descent Metal Gravy 4.356 Chunk 2.495
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 5.656 Chunk 1.217
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Chunk 7.322 Chunk 1.666
The Drops Metal Crawlspace 9.417 Wide Load 1.133
Peg Field Metal Crawlspace 10.756 Wide Load 1.211
The Pinball Table Metal Crawlspace 12.183 Wide Load 1.239
Collision Funnel Metal Crawlspace 21.089 Butter Bean 8.511
Smooth Descent Metal Crawlspace 23.350 Butter Bean 2.217
Barrier Run Soft fabric Crawlspace 25.406 Butter Bean 1.883
Sweeping Curve Hard Crawlspace 27.950 Butter Bean 2.367
Bounce Pads Metal Crawlspace 29.883 The Coaster 1.483
Laundry Chute Metal Crawlspace 32.544 The Coaster 2.028
Narrow Pipe Carpet Crawlspace 33.883 The Coaster 0.916
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 14 0/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 20 0/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 21 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 24 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 24 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
98 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-3-7-5-8.
20.68
1
Big Randy The Noodles
85 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-8-8-7.
21.83
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
95 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 6-5-7-7-4.
22.36
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
91 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-5-7-7-3.
31.45
5
Refried Ron The Beans
92 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-7-6-5-14.
42.67
22
Butter Bean The Beans
89 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-1-6-6-16.
34.56
4
Radiator Basement Heat
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-4-8-12-6.
43.82
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
86 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.6. Last five: 8-8-6-10-5.
19.38
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
91 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 2-9-2-15-4.
33.63
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
90 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 2-2-4-3-12.
6.83
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
96 starts, 30 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-1-2-1-13.
5.19
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
83 starts, 22 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-11-1-2-3.
9.28
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
87 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-4-1-2-2.
7.02
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
88 starts, 38 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-10-4-2-1.
5.71
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
87 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 4-16-3-13-3.
48.90
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
99 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-12-3-5-11.
36.08

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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