Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 4 · Round 35

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:16.117 11 +10 8 14.6
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:20.961 +4.84 2 0 7 11.9
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:28.616 +12.50 10 +7 13 12.3
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:32.517 +16.40 14 +10 3 22.2
5 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:35.233 +19.12 7 +2 14 12.0
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:38.639 +22.52 12 +6 14 11.2
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:38.667 +22.55 4 -3 12 11.7
8 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 2:39.206 +23.09 8 0 18 12.2
9 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:44.266 +28.15 3 -6 10 12.8
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:47.633 +31.52 6 -4 14 11.7
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:49.138 +33.02 13 +2 10 15.4
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:53.094 +36.98 9 -3 6 17.2
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:27.395 +71.28 5 -8 7 9.3
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:40.422 +84.31 16 +2 13 14.5
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:45.761 +89.64 1 -14 13 14.7
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 4:22.533 +126.42 15 -1 6 12.4
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.6 contacts an event coming in.
6.078
That is the sport, right there.
9.811
Heavy contact for Squish.
13.422
That is a big one for The Heel.
17.017
That is a big one for Chunk.
21.239
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 4-5-13-4-5.
24.811
That is the sport, right there. Recent finishes: 1-1-13-1-2.
26.261
Slapper has it.
28.239
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 4-5-8-5-4.
31.639
Slapper wins it.
35.056
The Heel gets hit hard.
38.578
Chunk finds trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Crooked Pete 1.594 Honey Mustard 1.578
Smooth Descent Metal Honey Mustard 4.417 Slapper 2.533
Sweeping Curve Hard Honey Mustard 5.744 Wide Load 1.261
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Honey Mustard 7.606 Honey Mustard 1.862
The Drops Metal Wide Load 8.872 Wide Load 1.155
Peg Field Metal Wide Load 9.894 Wide Load 1.022
The Pinball Table Metal Wide Load 10.867 Wide Load 0.973
Collision Funnel Metal Wide Load 16.611 Wide Load 5.744
Smooth Descent Metal Wide Load 18.444 Wide Load 1.833
Barrier Run Soft fabric Wide Load 20.767 Slapper 1.389
Sweeping Curve Hard Wide Load 23.511 Slapper 1.767
Bounce Pads Metal Wide Load 25.150 Slapper 1.172
Laundry Chute Metal Wide Load 27.833 Slapper 1.761
Narrow Pipe Carpet Slapper 29.261 Slapper 0.800
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 8 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 13 0/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 17 0/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 21 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 23 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
92 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-4-6-13-7.
26.76
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-6-7-7-7.
19.15
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-7-6-9-6.
31.47
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
99 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 5-5-7-6-6.
15.72
22
Butter Bean The Beans
96 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 4-8-5-7-8.
34.24
6
The Kidney The Beans
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-5-8-5-6.
31.34
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
94 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 8-8-8-4-8.
42.59
4
Radiator Basement Heat
99 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-12-8-11-4.
47.85
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
94 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 7-3-5-16-2.
11.66
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
96 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-10-3-16-5.
11.21
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
100 starts, 31 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-15-2-1-3.
6.18
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
97 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 2-2-1-8-5.
12.05
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
91 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-14-1-2-1.
9.33
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
98 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-2-1-14.
4.76
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
105 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 3-13-4-3-12.
31.43
2
Squish The Soft Boys
93 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-4-3-4-3.
12.41

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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