Paper Mogul Sports
Team Pack Race · Season 4 · Round 47

The Gravity Bowl

Chute Tower · The Gravity Bowl · 1,002 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win

The Lieutenant took The Gravity Bowl for the Lump Patrol. Squish finished second. 16 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.172 10 +9 14 13.4
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 4:22.833 +48.66 8 +6 13 10.9
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 4:55.417 +81.25 11 +8 6 11.1
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 5:01.544 +87.37 12 +8 7 12.1
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 5:03.367 +89.20 1 -4 5 9.9
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 5:32.889 +118.72 14 +8 17 14.0
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 5:35.301 +121.13 6 -1 9 9.9
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 5:36.534 +122.36 15 +7 19 13.6
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 5:39.912 +125.74 4 -5 5 12.1
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 5:41.328 +127.16 3 -7 18 10.7
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 5:45.306 +131.13 2 -9 7 10.8
Floppy Joe DNF NOO The Noodles 6:11.328 +157.16 5 -7 8 10.6
The Heel DNF WET The Wet Socks 6:11.328 +157.16 7 -6 8 10.4
Tube Sock DNF WET The Wet Socks 6:11.328 +157.16 16 +2 7 11.3
Refried Ron DNF BEA The Beans 6:11.328 +157.16 9 -6 8 10.9
The Unit DNF HEA Basement Heat 6:11.328 +157.16 13 -3 14 13.1
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.233
And it's The Lieutenant in front now.
8.678
Radiator is airborne.
12.089
Up goes The Heel. Recent finishes: 5-5-6-5-6.
15.739
And Yolk takes flight.
23.128
Slapper has ground to a halt.
26.700
The lead changes hands. The Lieutenant. Career record: 27 wins from 112, average finish 4.1.
30.233
Nothing doing for Crooked Pete. That is 26 non-finishes in 115 career starts.
33.994
Yolk has ground to a halt.
39.061
Well, that was always going to happen.
46.072
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.828
The Lieutenant is going to win this.
49.478
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
52.878
It is The Lieutenant!
56.661
Puck Yeah gets air. Recent finishes: 2-12-4-1-3.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Tube Sock 1.594 Tube Sock 1.594
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 4.983 Slapper 2.944
Sweeping Curve Hard The Lieutenant 6.261 Slapper 1.222
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 8.111 Honey Mustard 1.684
The Drops Carpet The Lieutenant 9.439 Honey Mustard 1.305
Peg Field Metal Honey Mustard 10.650 Puck Yeah 0.850
The Pinball Table Hard The Lieutenant 26.383 Stubbs 3.850
Collision Funnel Soft fabric The Lieutenant 28.906 The Lieutenant 2.523
Smooth Descent Metal The Lieutenant 30.150 The Lieutenant 1.244
Barrier Run Hard The Lieutenant 31.367 The Lieutenant 1.217
Sweeping Curve Slick The Lieutenant 32.744 The Lieutenant 1.377
Bounce Pads Smooth The Lieutenant 35.072 The Lieutenant 2.328
Stairwell Smooth The Lieutenant 37.661 The Lieutenant 2.589
Carpet Flat Soft fabric The Lieutenant 40.444 Stubbs 1.727
Tight Curve Hard Stubbs 42.989 Stubbs 2.145
The Hairpin Metal Stubbs 44.656 Stubbs 1.667
Stairwell Smooth Stubbs 46.539 Stubbs 1.883
Fabric Run Smooth Stubbs 47.494 Stubbs 0.955
The Drops Smooth Stubbs 49.678 The Lieutenant 1.956
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 51.039 The Lieutenant 0.850
Fabric Run Smooth The Lieutenant 51.828 The Lieutenant 0.789
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 0/2 16
2 SFT The Soft Boys 7 0/2 14
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 0/2 12
4 PCK The Pucks 17 0/2 10
5 HEA Basement Heat 23 0/2 8
6 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 6
7 BEA The Beans 25 0/2 4
8 WET The Wet Socks 27 0/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
108 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 13-5-8-11-6.
77.54
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
96 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-8-6-3-6.
33.27
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
105 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 7-9-7-6-4.
28.88
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
102 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-6-7-6-9.
32.13
5
Refried Ron The Beans
102 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 15-6-5-4-5.
89.34
6
The Kidney The Beans
105 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-5-5-4-5.
54.75
1
The Unit Basement Heat
107 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 12-6-8-8-4.
50.18
4
Radiator Basement Heat
106 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.3. Last five: 6-8-8-10-7.
68.41
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
100 starts, 7 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 4-4-14-2-5.
16.38
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
102 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 4-4-2-8-3.
8.64
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
95 starts, 24 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-2-8-3.
10.67
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
104 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 2-1-2-3-4.
7.44
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
107 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-1-2-1-1.
5.29
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
106 starts, 58 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 3-2-1-1-1.
3.29
2
Squish The Soft Boys
99 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-7-5-3-4.
20.74
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
111 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 7-3-3-16-5.
46.95

Course preview

67 sections · 1,002 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Smooth
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Smooth
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

The championship course. Every surface, every pinch point and every way to lose, in one continuous descent from the top of the tower to the far wall of the basement. It is run once a season, and the record has stood since the second time it was ever run.

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