Derby · Season 3 · Round 11
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Tube Sock finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:38.250 | — | 12 | +11 | 30 | 11.9 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:43.258 | +5.01 | 4 | +2 | 21 | 10.5 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:45.592 | +7.34 | 11 | +8 | 42 | 11.8 |
| 4 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:47.258 | +9.01 | 13 | +9 | 38 | 11.5 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:48.658 | +10.41 | 3 | -2 | 18 | 10.3 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:49.983 | +11.73 | 10 | +4 | 40 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:50.792 | +12.54 | 2 | -5 | 16 | 10.3 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 4:01.858 | +23.61 | 7 | -1 | 24 | 10.5 |
| 9 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:02.883 | +24.63 | 5 | -4 | 23 | 10.2 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -9 | 12 | 10.4 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 25 | 11.3 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -3 | 28 | 11.0 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +1 | 21 | 11.3 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 16 | 10.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 10.1 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 10.6 |
2.208
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 3-8-7-2-5.
8.667
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-2-6-1.
18.000
There goes a piece of Radiator. Recent finishes: 6-5-14-3-5.
28.275
Look at the state of it.
32.567
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 4-3-4-3-3.
37.900
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-5-14-3-5.
43.433
Tender Greg is losing bits.
48.117
Absolute carnage.
52.458
Stubbs is airborne!
57.067
That is The Coaster taking Tender Greg with them.
1:02.642
The Kidney leaves something behind.
1:07.975
Radiator is in trouble.
1:13.217
Up it goes.
1:15.217
Radiator is out, and Long John did it.
1:19.767
You do not see that every day.
1:24.167
That is a long way off the ground.
1:29.900
Gravy goes to the front.
1:33.133
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:38.458
You do not see that every day.
1:43.200
That has come off.
1:49.825
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
1:53.992
And that is The Coaster finished.
2:00.758
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:05.383
Extraordinary scenes.
2:10.050
Floppy Joe is on the move.
2:11.550
Lil Nugget is out.
2:18.242
Gravy is losing bits.
2:23.358
Squish is losing bits.
2:28.708
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:33.750
It is coming apart now.
2:40.492
That is real damage.
2:48.858
Up it goes.
2:52.100
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:58.100
Up it goes.
3:08.417
That is Slapper taking Floppy Joe with them.
3:15.533
Extraordinary scenes.
3:18.600
Last lap.
3:28.425
Slapper is losing bits.
3:35.250
The Lieutenant has it.
3:36.758
That was always going to happen.
3:38.258
It is The Lieutenant!
3:45.375
That was always going to happen.
4:01.517
They felt that in the back row.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 17.183 | Tender Greg 17.183 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 35.517 | The Lieutenant 16.334 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 53.725 | Lil Nugget 15.708 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:10.600 | Slapper 15.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:29.817 | Gravy 17.209 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:48.408 | The Lieutenant 15.734 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:07.875 | Gravy 17.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:27.058 | Floppy Joe 17.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:43.750 | The Lieutenant 16.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:02.158 | Stubbs 14.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:18.600 | Stubbs 16.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:38.250 | Damp Kevin 18.641 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 17 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 23 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
50 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 14-15-16-15-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Smooth Descent
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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