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Derby · Season 3 · Round 14

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Damp Kevin finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.008 — 12 +11 24 10.5
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:42.267 +7.26 4 +2 6 9.8
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.425 +11.42 3 0 7 9.8
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:49.100 +14.09 11 +7 39 10.6
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:51.192 +16.18 15 +10 22 10.4
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:59.342 +24.33 8 +2 26 10.1
7 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 4:02.458 +27.45 2 -5 4 10.1
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +6 23 11.0
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -2 13 9.9
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 12 10.6
— Slapper FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.4
— Stubbs FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 1.1
— Long John FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.1
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Long John has left.
6.067
They felt that in the back row.
12.900
Radiator is losing bits.
17.300
Puck Yeah takes the lead.
21.958
Puck Yeah leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-1-1-1-1.
28.767
You do not see that every day.
35.600
A new leader — Gravy. Career record: 22 wins from 81, average finish 3.8.
40.567
Oh, that is a big one.
47.817
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 8-12-6-5-14.
52.692
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
1:03.017
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 8-12-6-5-14.
1:08.183
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-13-3-7-11.
1:14.317
Extraordinary scenes.
1:19.392
That has come off.
1:28.300
That is real damage.
1:32.675
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:38.417
That has come off.
1:42.792
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:47.158
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:52.433
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
1:56.242
Tender Greg is out.
2:07.875
That is a long way off the ground.
2:13.025
There is nothing left of it.
2:22.350
Radiator will not be back.
2:31.358
There is nothing left of it.
2:36.167
Gravy is losing bits.
2:37.667
Puck Yeah is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
2:46.608
Gravy is losing bits.
3:07.525
Refried Ron is going nowhere.
3:15.242
Last lap.
3:24.958
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:32.008
Gravy is coming to the flag.
3:35.008
Gravy wins the derby.
3:47.517
Up it goes.
3:57.533
That has come off.
4:18.708
They will not want to see that again.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 16.558 Gravy 16.558
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 35.517 Floppy Joe 18.333
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 50.308 Gravy 14.791
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:08.367 Gravy 18.059
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:24.567 Gravy 16.200
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:43.750 Tender Greg 18.625
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:04.717 Damp Kevin 18.367
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:19.683 Gravy 14.966
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:36.183 Gravy 16.500
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:57.700 Damp Kevin 18.008
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:15.242 Gravy 17.542
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:35.008 Floppy Joe 18.791
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 15 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 15 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 19 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
50 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.2. Last five: 4-6-5-2-5.
13.94
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
39 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 1-3-7-11-3.
39.69
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
47 starts, 5 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 4-7-6-2-1.
4.85
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
56 starts, 7 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-3-4-1.
2.25
22
Butter Bean The Beans
56 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-13-8-10-2.
172.28
5
Refried Ron The Beans
42 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-15-12-13-16.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
57 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-14-8-11-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
43 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 9-6-3-9-10.
27.88
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
50 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-8-14-2-16.
215.66
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
56 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-9-12-10-3.
129.68
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
56 starts, 17 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 1-1-3-5-10.
3.48
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
54 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-5-2-9-16.
55.74
8
Slapper The Pucks
46 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-13-8-7-11.
87.95
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
50 starts, 2 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 15-15-9-16-7.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
47 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-3-11-10-5.
49.57
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
53 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-16-10-14-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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