Derby · Season 3 · Round 16
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Damp Kevin finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:17.717 | — | 13 | +12 | 37 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:20.125 | +2.41 | 4 | +2 | 12 | 10.2 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:21.133 | +3.42 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:22.017 | +4.30 | 1 | -3 | 6 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:25.958 | +8.24 | 15 | +10 | 23 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:31.900 | +14.18 | 11 | +5 | 34 | 12.0 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:33.883 | +16.17 | 8 | +1 | 22 | 10.5 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:34.108 | +16.39 | 5 | -3 | 16 | 10.5 |
| 9 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:34.600 | +16.88 | 9 | 0 | 44 | 11.7 |
| 10 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:35.642 | +17.93 | 7 | -3 | 18 | 11.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -3 | 20 | 12.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | 0 | 15 | 11.3 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 11 | 11.1 |
| — | Gravy FELL | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -4 | 5 | 22.9 |
4.000
A new leader — Tender Greg. Career record: 0 wins from 87, average finish 6.2.
9.200
Lil Nugget is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-13-2-3-4.
14.875
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
20.050
There is nothing left of it.
24.300
The Coaster goes to the front. Career record: 38 wins from 88, average finish 3.2.
30.050
Look at Old Gristle go. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-4-2.
37.042
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 5-7-6-5-14.
45.175
You do not see that every day.
49.525
That is a long way off the ground.
54.450
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
59.100
Stripped to the shell.
1:05.817
Tender Greg will not take much more.
1:07.317
Old Gristle has put Tender Greg out.
1:12.125
That is a long way off the ground.
1:18.325
Absolute carnage.
1:25.175
That is real damage.
1:28.758
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:33.125
They will not want to see that again.
1:39.575
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
1:44.325
Honey Mustard will not take much more.
1:51.117
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:58.933
Up it goes.
2:00.433
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:07.117
There is nothing left of it.
2:14.842
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
2:19.217
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:23.517
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:30.050
Lil Nugget is going backwards.
2:36.000
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:40.750
That was always going to happen.
2:46.208
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:50.542
Up it goes.
2:56.875
This is the last of it.
2:59.783
And that is Floppy Joe finished.
3:06.783
Custard is losing bits.
3:11.092
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:14.717
Here comes The Coaster.
3:17.717
The Coaster wins the derby.
3:25.667
Absolute carnage.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 19.608 | Gravy 19.608 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 43.225 | The Coaster 22.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:06.692 | Lil Nugget 21.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:30.125 | Honey Mustard 19.342 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:51.250 | Floppy Joe 21.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:12.017 | Damp Kevin 19.958 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:33.817 | Second Sock 21.200 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:56.875 | Second Sock 21.566 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 3:17.717 | The Coaster 20.842 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Lump Patrol | 22 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 22 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
55 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-14-16-16-10.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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